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Floor · Season 7 · Round 33

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Chunk wins at The Mezzanine

Chunk took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1:11.317 — 12 +11 2 3.9
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1:11.317 — 15 +13 0 2.5
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 56.592 — 14 +11 0 9.7
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 39.517 — 7 +3 0 17.6
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 37.833 — 9 +4 1 17.7
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 37.333 — 13 +7 1 18.0
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 32.367 — 1 -6 1 16.7
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 32.075 — 8 0 0 18.1
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 31.042 — 11 +2 2 18.8
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 24.208 — 6 -4 4 18.7
11 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 23.842 — 16 +5 3 18.5
12 Long John NOO The Noodles 20.692 — 2 -10 6 18.6
13 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 20.133 — 10 -3 7 18.7
14 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 15.625 — 4 -10 5 17.9
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 14.208 — 5 -10 0 18.7
16 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 14.175 — 3 -13 0 16.9
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-3.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
8.125
It is chaos out there.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.075
Damp Kevin is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 10-8-5-5-8.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.475
Damp Kevin goes in.
15.258
There goes another one.
15.875
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
16.708
There goes another one.
17.275
The Heel goes in. Recent finishes: 7-6-8-1-8.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.133
Honey Mustard goes in. Recent finishes: 3-8-4-2-2.
20.917
Another panel gone.
21.533
That is Long John finished. Recent finishes: 8-12-6-11-8.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.617
There goes another one.
23.842
Squish is gone.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
25.242
That is The Kidney finished.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
30.625
Floppy Joe is sliding.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.025
Gravy goes in.
32.450
Another panel gone.
33.425
In goes Crawlspace.
33.642
Another panel gone.
34.817
The floor is getting smaller.
34.825
In goes Floppy Joe.
35.983
Oh dear.
37.125
It is chaos out there.
37.333
The Coaster goes in.
38.250
There goes another one.
38.733
In goes Lil Nugget.
39.367
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
40.133
That is The Unit finished.
40.467
Another panel gone.
41.558
Another panel gone.
42.633
The floor is getting smaller.
43.692
Another panel gone.
44.742
Another panel gone.
45.775
Another panel gone.
46.800
The floor is getting smaller.
47.808
That is the sport, right there.
48.808
The floor is getting smaller.
49.792
You do not see that every day.
50.775
Another panel gone.
51.733
There goes another one.
52.692
There goes another one.
53.642
No idea what happened there.
54.575
It is chaos out there.
55.500
There goes another one.
56.408
The floor is getting smaller.
56.592
Wide Load goes in.
57.317
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
57.992
Two left.
1:11.317
It is Chunk!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate The Unit 37.125 The Unit 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Chunk 53.642 Chunk 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
183 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-6-15-5-14.
16.83
7
Long John The Noodles
157 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-5-10-11-12.
34.18
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
155 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-11-14-11-13.
41.27
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
166 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 8-5-3-16-2.
15.79
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
162 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-9-5-7-8.
22.16
6
The Kidney The Beans
143 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-3-4-7-2.
9.03
1
The Unit Basement Heat
159 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-6-7-14-12.
34.83
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
180 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-2-2-16-9.
16.06
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
145 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-7-3-9-13.
8.74
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
156 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-13-3-15-14.
22.95
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
164 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-12-3-4-4.
4.39
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
161 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-12-8-13-10.
45.92
3
The Coaster The Pucks
154 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-11-12-11-4.
24.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks
176 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-8-10-13-11.
25.12
21
Custard The Soft Boys
156 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-14-8-2-8.
6.44
2
Squish The Soft Boys
166 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-4-2-1-12.
13.76

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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