Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 35

Floor Seven — Team Pack Race

Floor Seven · Floor Seven · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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Big Randy wins at Floor Seven

Big Randy took Floor Seven — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Damp Kevin finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 48.300 1 0 0 9.7
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 47.308 3 +1 0 13.4
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 46.208 14 +11 11 11.8
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 41.592 6 +2 0 13.8
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 41.292 9 +4 0 14.5
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 36.658 5 -1 11 17.2
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 35.117 16 +9 1 17.5
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 33.242 7 -1 8 17.0
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 22.958 10 +1 6 18.0
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.675 13 +3 6 18.6
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 19.900 11 0 5 18.2
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 13.033 15 +3 4 19.4
13 Long John NOO The Noodles 12.967 2 -11 5 19.3
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 10.767 8 -6 2 19.3
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 10.692 12 -3 4 19.3
16 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 10.533 4 -12 2 18.8
0.000
The floor is live.
5.500
The floor is getting smaller.
6.925
The floor is getting smaller.
7.042
Crawlspace is sliding.
8.333
Less of it every time you look.
9.708
The floor is getting smaller.
10.533
The Heel is gone.
11.058
Well, that was always going to happen.
11.933
That is Old Gristle finished.
12.392
The floor is getting smaller.
13.333
In goes Crawlspace.
13.700
No idea what happened there.
14.733
That is Long John finished.
14.983
Another panel gone.
16.133
In goes Custard. Recent finishes: 13-4-4-9-4.
16.250
The floor is getting smaller.
17.492
Less of it every time you look.
18.717
Another panel gone.
19.900
That is Chunk finished.
19.917
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.108
And it all goes wrong.
21.300
Slapper is gone.
22.275
There goes another one.
22.958
Honey Mustard is gone. Recent finishes: 7-3-8-4-2.
23.425
Another panel gone.
24.558
Look at the state of it.
25.675
There goes another one.
26.775
Less of it every time you look.
27.858
Less of it every time you look.
28.925
There goes another one.
29.983
Less of it every time you look.
31.025
You do not see that every day.
31.333
It is climbing now.
32.050
Another panel gone.
33.067
Another panel gone.
33.242
Pilot Light is gone. Recent finishes: 14-6-6-14-5.
34.067
The floor is getting smaller.
35.058
No idea what happened there.
35.117
In goes Squish. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-3-4.
36.033
Less of it every time you look.
36.658
Refried Ron is gone.
36.992
Oh dear.
37.942
There goes another one.
38.883
No idea what happened there.
39.808
Look at the state of it.
40.725
Extraordinary scenes.
41.292
In goes Stubbs.
41.633
They will not want to see that again.
42.525
There goes another one.
42.692
That is The Kidney finished.
43.417
Less of it every time you look.
44.292
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
45.158
Less of it every time you look.
46.008
There goes another one.
46.208
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 10-8-3-1-1.
46.858
Less of it every time you look.
47.608
Two left.
47.692
There goes another one.
48.525
Extraordinary scenes.
49.008
That is Damp Kevin finished.
49.342
Another panel gone.
50.150
The floor is getting smaller.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
157 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-9-15-13-8.
27.23
7
Long John The Noodles
159 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-7-9-5-10.
20.99
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
157 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-13-15-11-14.
26.95
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
167 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 6-8-5-3-16.
13.37
5
Refried Ron The Beans
178 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-2-1-16-1.
9.72
6
The Kidney The Beans
144 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-6-3-4-7.
12.21
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
163 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-4-1-6-5.
6.32
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
181 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 4-11-2-2-16.
9.25
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
176 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-10-9-1-2.
6.19
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
156 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-13-3-15-14.
21.06
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
162 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-15-12-8-13.
19.83
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
169 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-1-16-15-12.
21.32
8
Slapper The Pucks
161 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-13-11-13-12.
46.27
4
Wide Load The Pucks
178 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-9-12-8-10.
22.63
21
Custard The Soft Boys
157 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-3-14-8-2.
13.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys
168 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-10-10-4-2.
22.66

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Concrete, going in whole rows from alternating ends. A wave crossing the building, and a rank of competitors sliding ahead of it.

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