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Floor · Season 7 · Round 47

The Conservatory

The Conservatory · The Conservatory · 31 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch Fast lava
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Thick Rick wins at The Conservatory

Thick Rick took The Conservatory for the The Nuggets. Butter Bean finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 48.900 — 10 +9 0 1.5
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 46.892 — 5 +3 3 18.0
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 44.908 — 6 +3 2 19.0
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 36.833 — 4 0 3 21.2
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 36.817 — 7 +2 1 20.3
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 35.408 — 12 +6 11 20.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 26.408 — 11 +4 2 21.1
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 24.492 — 8 0 8 21.9
9 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 20.183 — 16 +7 2 21.0
10 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 16.700 — 3 -7 1 21.2
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 16.500 — 2 -9 1 21.4
12 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 12.342 — 13 +1 0 21.4
13 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9.975 — 1 -12 0 19.4
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 9.925 — 15 +1 0 20.4
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 9.658 — 14 -1 1 20.7
16 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 8.942 — 9 -7 2 20.4
0.000
Here we go.
5.700
You do not see that every day.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.392
Another panel gone.
8.767
That is the sport, right there.
8.942
In goes Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-1-3.
10.125
The floor is getting smaller.
10.342
Slapper goes in.
11.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.742
Tender Greg goes in.
12.800
There goes another one.
13.142
In goes Big Randy.
14.117
Another panel gone.
14.542
The Coaster goes in.
15.425
It is chaos out there.
16.500
Long John is gone. Recent finishes: 12-4-3-5-4.
16.717
Oh dear.
17.900
Tube Sock is gone. Recent finishes: 11-8-7-8-6.
18.000
The floor is getting smaller.
19.267
Oh dear.
20.183
Squish goes in.
20.517
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.758
There goes another one.
22.992
No idea what happened there.
24.217
Extraordinary scenes.
24.492
In goes The Unit. Recent finishes: 15-5-6-13-4.
25.425
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
26.408
That is Gravy finished.
26.617
It is chaos out there.
27.808
There goes another one.
28.983
There goes another one.
30.150
Another panel gone.
31.100
Not long left for anybody. Recent finishes: 7-6-6-7-10.
31.300
Less of it every time you look.
32.450
Another panel gone.
33.583
Another panel gone.
34.608
Crawlspace cannot hold on.
34.708
There goes another one.
35.825
There goes another one.
36.008
Old Gristle goes in.
36.925
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
37.408
In goes Crawlspace.
38.025
Another panel gone.
38.808
In goes Damp Kevin.
39.108
Extraordinary scenes.
40.192
Another panel gone.
41.258
Less of it every time you look.
42.317
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
43.375
Less of it every time you look.
44.417
The floor is getting smaller.
44.908
That is The Kidney finished.
45.450
The floor is getting smaller.
46.308
Down to the last two.
46.475
Well, that was always going to happen.
47.500
Another panel gone.
47.708
Butter Bean is gone.
48.508
Another panel gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Butter Bean 43.375 Butter Bean 43.375
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 5 2/2 16
2 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 14
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 12
4 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 10
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 8
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 6
7 NOO The Noodles 24 2/2 4
8 PCK The Pucks 27 2/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
159 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-1-14-9-15.
14.18
7
Long John The Noodles
165 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-13-2-12-16.
22.92
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
155 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-8-12-7-13.
10.36
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
161 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-2-12-16-7.
11.24
22
Butter Bean The Beans
166 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-12-10-1-13.
17.83
6
The Kidney The Beans
149 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-2-4-10-1.
10.01
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
188 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-14-8-8-5.
13.47
1
The Unit Basement Heat
168 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-4-6-7-16.
10.60
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
150 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-11-15-3-4.
9.03
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
179 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-3-9-13-12.
18.01
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
168 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-13-16-9-3.
21.53
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
177 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-10-15-4-15.
26.46
3
The Coaster The Pucks
161 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 14-5-6-12-13.
12.16
8
Slapper The Pucks
169 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-10-7-7-9.
20.76
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
172 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-3-15-13-9.
14.47
2
Squish The Soft Boys
178 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-15-6-7-15.
15.20

Course preview

3 sections · 31 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

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