Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:41.356 11 +10 43 14.3
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:51.501 +10.15 16 +14 3 21.9
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:32.838 +51.48 12 +9 43 13.0
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:37.834 +56.48 4 0 48 13.9
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:38.412 +57.06 6 +1 38 14.7
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 9:43.633 +62.28 15 +9 49 13.4
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:47.805 +66.45 3 -4 29 20.4
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:51.173 +69.82 1 -7 40 13.9
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:56.294 +74.94 9 0 47 13.2
10 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 10:00.783 +79.43 5 -5 47 14.2
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:09.667 +88.31 2 -9 46 14.0
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:20.178 +98.82 10 -2 37 14.1
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:35.089 +113.73 8 -5 59 13.6
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:37.495 +116.14 7 -7 46 12.7
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:38.051 +116.70 14 -1 40 11.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 11:02.583 +141.23 13 -3 45 14.7
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.700
The Coaster hits the front.
7.100
Wide Load takes the lead. Career record: 115 wins from 254, average finish 3.5.
11.000
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
14.461
Tender Greg is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-4-4.
17.989
Big Randy is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-10-5-4-12.
21.428
The Kidney gets air. Recent finishes: 7-15-6-8-16.
25.406
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
29.167
That is a big one for The Unit. Averaging 20.0 contacts an event coming in.
32.628
Up goes Wide Load.
36.411
And Wide Load takes flight.
39.867
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
43.278
Big air for The Unit.
46.867
Tube Sock gets air.
54.150
Absolute carnage.
58.183
That is not going to help.
1:02.661
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
1:08.728
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:14.356
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
1:17.972
And Crawlspace takes flight.
1:22.794
Look at that.
1:26.578
And Gravy takes flight.
1:30.622
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:34.089
It is chaos out there.
1:37.506
And it all goes wrong.
1:41.122
That is Gravy gone.
1:45.194
Big air for Lil Nugget.
1:49.072
And it all goes wrong.
1:53.000
Lil Nugget gets air.
1:55.878
Here comes Wide Load.
1:57.467
Thick Rick is completely off the deck.
2:00.867
The Lieutenant wins it.
2:04.456
Big air for Crawlspace.
2:08.150
The Kidney is airborne.
2:12.439
Oh dear.
2:21.967
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:25.867
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Damp Kevin 1.594 The Coaster 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 4.878 Gravy 2.977
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 7.400 Wide Load 2.389
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 10.239 Wide Load 2.839
The Drops Metal Wide Load 11.933 The Coaster 1.628
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 13.578 The Coaster 1.278
The Pinball Table Slick The Coaster 15.444 Thick Rick 1.828
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 16.572 Gravy 0.867
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 18.322 Thick Rick 1.500
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 19.667 Thick Rick 1.272
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 21.417 The Lieutenant 1.500
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 24.028 Wide Load 2.234
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 27.344 Tender Greg 3.100
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 30.089 Lil Nugget 1.883
The Drops Metal Gravy 31.733 Lil Nugget 1.545
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 33.156 The Lieutenant 1.277
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 35.006 The Lieutenant 1.706
The Washboard Metal Gravy 37.067 Thick Rick 1.778
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 39.011 Wide Load 1.606
S-Bend Smooth Gravy 43.367 Custard 3.433
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 48.106 Damp Kevin 1.989
The Funnel Smooth Gravy 50.578 Wide Load 2.417
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 53.228 Lil Nugget 2.189
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 55.550 Lil Nugget 2.150
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 59.383 Wide Load 3.833
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:00.944 Wide Load 1.561
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 1:03.972 Big Randy 1.877
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 1:17.222 Wide Load 13.250
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 1:20.261 Crooked Pete 1.416
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:23.622 Big Randy 1.578
The Drops Metal Wide Load 1:25.322 Big Randy 1.433
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 1:26.978 Gravy 1.233
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 1:29.489 Gravy 1.589
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 1:30.722 Gravy 0.794
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 1:32.372 Gravy 1.289
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 1:33.428 Gravy 1.056
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:35.278 Gravy 1.850
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:36.761 Gravy 1.483
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:38.039 Gravy 1.278
The Gap Hard Wide Load 1:41.283 The Lieutenant 1.506
The Drops Hard Wide Load 1:42.628 The Lieutenant 1.194
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:44.556 The Lieutenant 1.717
The Washboard Hard Wide Load 1:47.500 The Lieutenant 2.472
Big Air Metal Wide Load 1:50.533 Wide Load 3.033
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 1:52.517 Wide Load 1.984
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 1:54.806 Custard 2.172
Final Sprint Metal Wide Load 1:57.011 Wide Load 2.205
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:57.978 Wide Load 0.967
Exit Gate Metal Wide Load 1:58.878 Wide Load 0.900
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 8 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 14 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
281 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-2-6-3-14.
30.55
1
Big Randy The Noodles
264 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-4-2-8-6.
25.10
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
264 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-5-10-8.
32.18
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
266 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-5-8-10-5.
27.02
6
The Kidney The Beans
266 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-16-3-7-2.
57.67
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
264 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-3-13-7-6.
51.98
1
The Unit Basement Heat
265 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-7-5-6.
28.03
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
266 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-12-6-5-15.
45.38
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
272 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-15-7-3-2.
23.31
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
272 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-7-16-3-5.
12.33
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
265 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-3-14.
5.41
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
241 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-11-1-2-2.
7.08
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
268 starts, 127 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-8-2-1-2.
4.13
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
249 starts, 113 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-10-8-3-1.
7.64
21
Custard The Soft Boys
274 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-13-4-4-9.
23.83
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
252 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 6-4-4-6-7.
25.09

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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