Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 28

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:42.229 4 +3 23 13.5
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 6:56.106 +13.88 6 +4 28 13.0
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:17.411 +35.18 8 +5 36 13.9
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:46.316 +64.09 5 +1 27 11.8
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:05.910 +83.68 3 -2 34 11.0
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:20.861 +98.63 2 -4 26 12.9
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:27.445 +105.22 1 -6 37 11.3
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:33.827 +111.60 7 -1 29 12.6
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 18.4 contacts an event coming in.
6.944
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
11.367
You do not see that every day.
15.467
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-13-4-8-7.
21.461
Slapper takes a knock.
30.811
Slapper is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-2.
39.372
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
47.511
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 20.3 contacts an event coming in.
52.050
Tender Greg gets hit hard. Averaging 16.0 contacts an event coming in.
1:00.839
Extraordinary scenes.
1:04.417
It is chaos out there.
1:08.278
It is chaos out there.
1:11.700
Up goes Slapper.
1:15.728
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:19.506
Slapper is airborne.
1:23.756
Slapper gets air.
1:27.456
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
1:33.400
Up goes The Unit.
1:38.128
Slapper is going to win this.
1:38.228
And Big Randy takes flight.
1:41.628
Slapper wins it.
2:01.839
It is chaos out there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Thick Rick 1.956 Thick Rick 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 5.039 Slapper 2.844
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 7.400 Gravy 2.233
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 10.589 Slapper 3.122
The Drops Hard Gravy 12.289 Gravy 1.700
Peg Field Hard Slapper 13.672 Slapper 1.255
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 15.589 Thick Rick 1.628
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 16.694 Thick Rick 0.950
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 18.667 Gravy 1.750
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 20.161 Gravy 1.466
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 22.089 Thick Rick 1.912
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 23.811 Slapper 1.722
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 25.750 Slapper 1.939
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 27.017 Slapper 1.267
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 29.133 Slapper 2.116
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 30.678 Gravy 1.416
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 32.983 Gravy 2.273
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 36.600 Slapper 3.617
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 43.139 Tender Greg 4.033
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 45.350 Slapper 2.211
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 47.683 Slapper 2.333
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 49.672 Slapper 1.989
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 53.328 Slapper 3.656
Split Route Smooth Slapper 56.211 Slapper 2.883
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:01.289 Tender Greg 4.983
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:04.194 Slapper 2.905
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:06.544 Slapper 2.350
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:08.622 Thick Rick 2.028
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:10.667 Slapper 2.045
The Kicker Hard Slapper 1:11.589 Slapper 0.922
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:13.356 Gravy 1.672
The Gap Hard Slapper 1:15.622 Gravy 2.061
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:17.183 Gravy 1.528
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:19.083 Slapper 1.900
The Washboard Hard Slapper 1:22.056 Gravy 2.856
Big Air Metal Slapper 1:25.022 Slapper 2.966
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 1:28.956 Gravy 2.228
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:31.606 Gravy 2.539
Final Sprint Hard Slapper 1:34.517 Gravy 2.689
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:38.800 The Unit 1.244
Exit Gate Hard Slapper 1:41.128 The Unit 1.161
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
266 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-4-4-4-2.
35.87
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
266 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-5-8-10-5.
21.04
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
266 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-16-3-7-2.
35.06
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
265 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-7-5-6.
17.66
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
273 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 5-3-15-7-3.
8.26
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
243 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-2-11-1.
2.50
8
Slapper The Pucks
267 starts, 128 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-8-1-1.
2.66
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
252 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 6-4-4-6-7.
12.18

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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