Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:22.423 10 +9 41 15.3
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:02.189 +39.77 13 +11 40 13.9
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:08.000 +45.58 12 +9 34 14.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:24.927 +62.50 1 -3 52 13.4
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 9:27.728 +65.31 11 +6 50 14.1
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 9:29.850 +67.43 9 +3 42 13.4
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:37.577 +75.15 8 +1 5 21.4
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:38.923 +76.50 4 -4 45 16.2
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:39.416 +76.99 6 -3 43 13.5
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:41.583 +79.16 15 +5 48 13.5
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:42.166 +79.74 14 +3 22 18.5
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:43.295 +80.87 3 -9 52 14.1
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:03.307 +100.88 5 -8 48 13.1
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10:09.488 +107.07 7 -7 63 12.7
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:40.955 +138.53 16 +1 45 13.0
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:47.444 +145.02 2 -14 48 14.1
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.689
The Lieutenant gets hit hard. Averaging 17.3 contacts an event coming in.
11.339
You do not see that every day.
14.933
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
18.583
And Pilot Light takes flight.
22.467
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 2-8-4-6-4.
26.800
And it's The Lieutenant in front now.
30.472
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
34.317
Big air for Wide Load.
38.294
Crooked Pete is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-5-13-5-8.
41.756
Tender Greg gets air.
45.250
Squish gets air.
49.228
Well, that was always going to happen.
55.067
Wide Load finds trouble.
59.122
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 8-2-2-1-1.
1:03.339
And it all goes wrong.
1:07.083
Honey Mustard is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-5-7.
1:11.189
Crooked Pete gets air.
1:14.689
It is chaos out there.
1:19.339
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant.
1:22.950
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
1:26.489
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:30.894
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:34.428
Big air for Honey Mustard.
1:38.033
Long John is airborne.
1:41.800
Slapper gets hit hard.
1:45.544
It is chaos out there.
1:49.650
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:53.661
Damp Kevin is completely off the deck.
1:57.078
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:57.578
Wide Load is going to win this.
2:00.578
It is Slapper!
2:04.422
Damp Kevin finds trouble.
2:08.239
Pilot Light finds trouble.
2:12.189
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
2:16.744
Right into it goes Refried Ron.
2:23.367
That is a big one for Radiator.
2:33.644
Pilot Light takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.567 Sweaty Gerald 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 4.906 Slapper 3.034
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 7.378 The Lieutenant 2.472
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 10.556 Honey Mustard 2.989
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 12.311 Wide Load 1.656
Peg Field Hard Slapper 13.722 Wide Load 1.244
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 15.539 Honey Mustard 1.750
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 16.461 Slapper 0.922
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 17.828 Slapper 1.367
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 21.689 Wide Load 1.500
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 23.806 Wide Load 1.917
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 26.494 The Lieutenant 2.244
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 29.539 Wide Load 3.028
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 32.200 Tender Greg 2.067
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 33.844 Wide Load 1.567
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 35.233 Honey Mustard 1.338
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 37.056 Wide Load 1.716
The Washboard Metal The Lieutenant 39.161 Slapper 1.650
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 40.750 The Lieutenant 1.589
S-Bend Smooth The Lieutenant 44.056 Wide Load 2.750
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 47.556 The Heel 2.184
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 49.994 Slapper 2.317
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 52.439 Refried Ron 2.300
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 54.461 Wide Load 2.022
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 58.094 Wide Load 3.633
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 59.639 Wide Load 1.545
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 1:02.533 Tender Greg 2.206
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 1:15.844 Slapper 13.117
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 1:18.839 The Heel 1.400
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:22.194 Radiator 1.628
The Drops Metal Wide Load 1:23.822 Radiator 1.434
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 1:25.044 Wide Load 1.222
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 1:26.683 Wide Load 1.639
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 1:27.772 Honey Mustard 0.916
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:29.428 Wide Load 1.656
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:30.739 Wide Load 1.311
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:32.322 Wide Load 1.583
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:34.589 Slapper 1.744
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:36.133 Slapper 1.411
The Gap Hard Wide Load 1:37.800 Slapper 1.511
The Drops Hard Wide Load 1:39.150 Slapper 1.139
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:41.050 Slapper 1.806
The Washboard Hard Wide Load 1:43.744 Wide Load 2.694
Big Air Metal Wide Load 1:47.033 Wide Load 3.289
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 1:49.089 Wide Load 2.056
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 1:51.433 Wide Load 2.344
Final Sprint Metal Wide Load 1:54.094 Honey Mustard 2.628
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:58.283 Honey Mustard 1.100
Exit Gate Metal Wide Load 2:00.578 Slapper 1.000
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 0/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 0/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 0/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 17 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-3-8-12-4.
30.20
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
289 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-13-3-8-4.
41.06
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
275 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-5-7-6.
25.46
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
273 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-9-5-7.
30.54
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
274 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-5-8-12-7.
79.09
5
Refried Ron The Beans
276 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-11-5-7-8.
69.36
4
Radiator Basement Heat
273 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-7-13-6.
62.14
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
272 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-7-6-6-4.
64.04
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
267 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-8-4-3-5.
7.17
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
266 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-6-8-3-3.
7.49
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
277 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-15-4-2-7.
9.56
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
283 starts, 78 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-16-4-2-2.
9.99
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
278 starts, 135 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-1-2.
4.26
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
259 starts, 118 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-1-1-1-12.
7.09
2
Squish The Soft Boys
270 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-2-4-7-5.
22.77
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
263 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-2-2-5-4.
18.42

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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