Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 2 · Round 20

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at Nan's Landing

Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:30.162 16 +15 11 10.5
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:38.472 +8.31 3 +1 8 9.2
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:45.411 +15.25 4 +1 10 10.3
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:46.061 +15.90 5 +1 12 11.9
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:49.551 +19.39 14 +9 8 10.5
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.861 +25.70 9 +3 11 10.1
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:58.311 +28.15 2 -5 11 9.6
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:59.838 +29.68 13 +5 10 9.3
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:01.123 +30.96 11 +2 7 18.5
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:05.172 +35.01 1 -9 10 10.8
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:08.250 +38.09 15 +4 11 8.8
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:08.923 +38.76 7 -5 13 10.8
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.511 +40.35 8 -5 10 8.9
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:10.595 +40.43 10 -4 8 9.9
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:11.267 +41.11 6 -9 10 9.1
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:17.167 +47.01 12 -4 17 8.6
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.6 contacts an event coming in.
3.800
Puck Yeah has the lead.
8.033
The Lieutenant is coming through.
13.750
The Lieutenant is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-2-3.
17.172
Honey Mustard gets air.
20.861
Big air for The Lieutenant.
24.494
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
29.344
No idea what happened there.
33.561
Here comes The Lieutenant.
35.467
Long John gets hit hard. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
38.867
Puck Yeah takes it.
42.306
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Long John 1.594 Puck Yeah 1.572
Smooth Descent Carpet Puck Yeah 4.361 Old Gristle 2.394
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 13.294 The Lieutenant 8.588
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 15.544 The Lieutenant 2.250
The Drops Carpet The Lieutenant 16.961 Honey Mustard 1.377
The Spiral Soft fabric The Lieutenant 18.522 Old Gristle 1.445
Laundry Chute Carpet The Lieutenant 20.300 The Lieutenant 1.778
Rotating Drum Smooth The Lieutenant 22.217 The Lieutenant 1.917
Narrow Pipe Carpet The Lieutenant 24.300 The Lieutenant 2.083
The Drops Smooth The Lieutenant 26.161 Old Gristle 1.850
Stairwell Smooth The Lieutenant 29.661 Old Gristle 2.278
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 33.444 Puck Yeah 3.089
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 36.561 The Coaster 1.178
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-8-7-7-7.
56.38
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · HOME
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-7-8-7-7.
31.84
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-4-8-8-11.
55.59
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 1-6-4-8-7.
26.80
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-5-6-8.
57.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-11-6-6.
94.31
1
The Unit Basement Heat
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-4-5-15.
31.67
4
Radiator Basement Heat
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-10-4-5-5.
44.09
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
34 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-1-4-9-3.
9.07
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
28 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-1-4-8-3.
11.91
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
33 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-16-2-3-1.
6.52
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
35 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-15-2-1-8.
13.73
3
The Coaster The Pucks
33 starts, 15 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 8-1-1-3-4.
3.98
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
32 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-3-3-6-1.
8.08
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 2-5-5-16-2.
14.02
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
36 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-8-5-4-2.
11.60

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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