· Season 2 · Round 23
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Custard finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:14.184 | — | 11 | +10 | 10 | 11.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:36.106 | +21.92 | 12 | +10 | 10 | 10.2 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:36.916 | +22.73 | 9 | +6 | 8 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:40.356 | +26.17 | 13 | +9 | 10 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:41.161 | +26.98 | 2 | -3 | 11 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:41.378 | +27.19 | 16 | +10 | 8 | 9.5 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:42.694 | +28.51 | 6 | -1 | 11 | 10.6 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:46.733 | +32.55 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 10.5 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:49.128 | +34.94 | 8 | -1 | 7 | 10.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:53.571 | +39.39 | 7 | -3 | 8 | 10.6 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:04.934 | +50.75 | 15 | +4 | 7 | 10.7 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:10.522 | +56.34 | 4 | -8 | 12 | 11.1 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:13.495 | +59.31 | 14 | +1 | 3 | 11.3 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:15.655 | +61.47 | 1 | -13 | 12 | 10.6 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:31.033 | +76.85 | 3 | -12 | 4 | 10.8 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:38.517 | +84.33 | 10 | -6 | 8 | 12.6 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.5 contacts an event coming in.
5.117
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
9.078
Honey Mustard finds trouble. Averaging 9.4 contacts an event coming in.
12.767
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 8-10-6-3-7.
16.389
Up goes Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 8-3-15-6-7.
19.822
Tube Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-5-8-9-7.
28.544
Big air for The Lieutenant.
30.561
The Lieutenant has it.
32.161
They are going to the line together.
35.561
The Coaster takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 1.594 | Thick Rick 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 4.728 | Old Gristle 2.661 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 6.400 | Refried Ron 1.638 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 8.406 | The Lieutenant 2.006 |
| The Drops | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 10.483 | The Coaster 2.073 |
| Peg Field | Metal | The Lieutenant | 13.078 | The Coaster 2.294 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | The Lieutenant | 14.772 | The Coaster 1.578 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 16.544 | Old Gristle 1.727 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 19.006 | The Lieutenant 2.462 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | The Lieutenant | 22.583 | The Coaster 3.511 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 24.578 | The Coaster 1.889 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | The Lieutenant | 27.250 | The Coaster 2.539 |
| S-Bend | Hard | The Lieutenant | 29.500 | The Lieutenant 2.250 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 31.739 | The Lieutenant 2.239 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 33.561 | Custard 1.245 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
36 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-8-6-4.
60.71
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
30 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 16-1-2-1-4.
34.85
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
36 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-1-2-1-4.
12.00
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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