Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 2 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Heel finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:22.522 7 +6 7 15.3
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:28.661 +6.14 15 +13 7 11.3
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:34.517 +12.00 16 +13 12 12.2
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:34.955 +12.43 8 +4 11 13.1
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:35.350 +12.83 12 +7 14 12.4
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:47.838 +25.32 2 -4 15 11.9
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:57.044 +34.52 4 -3 7 13.5
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:57.827 +35.31 9 +1 6 9.4
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.361 +43.84 11 +2 8 12.2
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:18.561 +56.04 5 -5 11 12.3
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:23.305 +60.78 14 +3 14 11.4
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:31.594 +69.07 13 +1 8 11.3
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.565 +82.04 6 -7 8 13.8
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:46.988 +84.47 1 -13 1 23.0
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:09.255 +106.73 3 -12 6 20.2
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:17.932 +115.41 10 -6 8 14.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
6.033
Honey Mustard has the lead.
9.589
Heavy contact for Long John.
13.017
The Coaster has gone over the side.
16.433
Well, that was always going to happen.
21.589
And The Lieutenant is off once more. Recent finishes: 2-3-16-2-8.
27.856
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 4-6-3-5-6.
28.694
Here comes Thick Rick.
31.461
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-5-14-7-5.
34.861
Puck Yeah takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Heel 1.594 Butter Bean 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal The Heel 4.606 Honey Mustard 2.384
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 5.922 Honey Mustard 1.266
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Honey Mustard 7.644 Honey Mustard 1.722
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 9.822 Thick Rick 1.283
Peg Field Metal Thick Rick 11.150 Thick Rick 1.328
The Pinball Table Metal Thick Rick 12.250 Thick Rick 1.100
Collision Funnel Metal Thick Rick 18.517 Thick Rick 6.267
Smooth Descent Metal Thick Rick 20.472 Thick Rick 1.955
Barrier Run Soft fabric Thick Rick 22.039 Thick Rick 1.567
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 24.033 Thick Rick 1.994
Bounce Pads Metal Thick Rick 25.433 Thick Rick 1.400
Laundry Chute Metal Thick Rick 27.989 Puck Yeah 2.311
Narrow Pipe Carpet Thick Rick 31.694 Puck Yeah 1.422
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 15 0/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 0/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 16 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-8-16.
33.53
1
Big Randy The Noodles
38 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-6-8-8.
27.98
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-9-7-4.
22.04
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-12-8-7-13.
42.34
6
The Kidney The Beans
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-11-7-11-4.
38.08
22
Butter Bean The Beans
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-12-4-7.
44.02
1
The Unit Basement Heat
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-5-6-6.
27.09
4
Radiator Basement Heat
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-6-6-10.
25.93
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
39 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-5-2-2-1.
8.26
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
33 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-2-2-16-1.
8.10
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
39 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-2-3-3.
9.22
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
36 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-1-3-3-16.
8.12
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
38 starts, 16 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-1-3-3-1.
6.45
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
37 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 2-8-3-2-8.
6.11
21
Custard The Soft Boys
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-14-4-3-5.
23.48
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-8-5-2.
22.93

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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