· Season 2 · Round 38
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Puck Yeah wins at Nan's Landing
Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:33.027 | — | 10 | +9 | 6 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:44.045 | +11.02 | 16 | +14 | 14 | 9.5 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:46.066 | +13.04 | 11 | +8 | 10 | 10.1 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:49.528 | +16.50 | 2 | -2 | 14 | 9.6 |
| 5 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:50.800 | +17.77 | 14 | +9 | 5 | 10.1 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:55.706 | +22.68 | 15 | +9 | 7 | 10.2 |
| 7 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:57.233 | +24.21 | 12 | +5 | 13 | 8.5 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:00.234 | +27.21 | 1 | -7 | 7 | 19.4 |
| 9 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:02.744 | +29.72 | 6 | -3 | 11 | 8.5 |
| 10 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:04.455 | +31.43 | 5 | -5 | 8 | 9.3 |
| 11 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:05.099 | +32.07 | 4 | -7 | 9 | 9.4 |
| 12 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:08.595 | +35.57 | 13 | +1 | 13 | 8.5 |
| 13 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:10.651 | +37.62 | 3 | -10 | 9 | 8.3 |
| 14 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:11.221 | +38.19 | 7 | -7 | 8 | 9.2 |
| 15 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:13.255 | +40.23 | 9 | -6 | 11 | 8.3 |
| 16 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:16.783 | +43.76 | 8 | -8 | 11 | 8.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.500
Chunk takes the lead.
8.033
You do not see that every day.
13.289
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 2-15-1-1-3.
17.572
Big air for Damp Kevin.
21.389
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
25.228
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.894
Gravy is out of the race entirely.
31.711
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
34.711
It is Puck Yeah!
38.450
Absolute carnage.
46.028
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 9.4 contacts an event coming in.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 1.583 | The Coaster 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 4.317 | Puck Yeah 2.556 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Tender Greg | 12.822 | Tender Greg 8.105 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 15.378 | Puck Yeah 2.322 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 16.806 | Puck Yeah 1.372 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Chunk | 18.189 | Puck Yeah 1.367 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Chunk | 21.122 | Gravy 2.273 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 23.428 | Puck Yeah 2.400 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 25.483 | Puck Yeah 2.055 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 27.233 | Puck Yeah 1.750 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 29.156 | Puck Yeah 1.923 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 31.856 | Puck Yeah 2.700 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 34.711 | The Coaster 0.939 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 20 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 12-6-6-7-6.
54.43
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-9-8-4-6.
23.38
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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