Derby · Season 9 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:35.417 | — | 14 | +13 | 39 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:39.692 | +4.28 | 3 | +1 | 16 | 10.9 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:41.167 | +5.75 | 12 | +9 | 36 | 12.4 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:45.317 | +9.90 | 4 | 0 | 15 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:45.883 | +10.47 | 10 | +5 | 35 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:02.525 | +27.11 | 6 | 0 | 22 | 10.5 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -5 | 22 | 10.5 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -1 | 25 | 11.0 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +6 | 35 | 11.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 37 | 11.3 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 27 | 11.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -4 | 39 | 12.0 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 24 | 10.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 10.0 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.3 |
2.433
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-4.
7.908
There goes a piece of Yolk.
12.200
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-3-2.
17.517
There is nothing left of it.
24.742
Honey Mustard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-8-4-2-2.
29.508
Look at the state of it.
35.108
That is a long way off the ground.
40.050
Wide Load goes to the front.
45.533
That has come off.
47.033
That is Damp Kevin taking Yolk with them. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-4.
53.125
And it all goes wrong.
57.792
Big Randy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-7-8-6-6.
1:05.425
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:10.050
It is unravelling for Honey Mustard.
1:16.150
That has come off.
1:21.058
Radiator has nothing left on it.
1:26.042
Extraordinary scenes.
1:30.433
Custard is losing bits.
1:34.833
That has come off.
1:41.167
There is nothing left of it.
1:45.850
And it all goes wrong.
1:50.050
Honey Mustard is on the move.
1:56.308
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:57.825
Radiator is out, and Custard did it.
2:03.600
You do not see that every day.
2:08.100
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:12.933
That has come off.
2:19.692
You do not see that every day.
2:24.583
There is nothing left of it.
2:30.467
That has come off.
2:35.583
That has come off.
2:42.017
There goes a piece of Chunk.
2:47.117
Up it goes.
2:48.617
Honey Mustard is out, and Stubbs did it.
2:52.592
And that is The Kidney finished.
2:57.275
That is a long way off the ground.
3:01.500
That has come off.
3:03.000
That is The Heel taking Slapper with them.
3:07.725
It is coming apart now.
3:14.308
That is real damage.
3:15.808
One to go.
3:17.308
Wide Load has put Chunk out.
3:18.808
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
3:25.533
That is a long way off the ground.
3:32.417
Wide Load has it.
3:33.400
And that is Custard finished.
3:35.417
It is Wide Load!
3:41.258
It is coming apart now.
3:44.767
Big Randy is out.
3:50.200
They will not want to see that again.
3:56.442
And that is Crawlspace finished.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 15.175 | The Lieutenant 15.175 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 35.025 | Wide Load 15.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 52.092 | Wide Load 16.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:08.875 | Wide Load 16.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:26.917 | Damp Kevin 17.041 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:42.625 | Honey Mustard 15.458 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:58.808 | Wide Load 16.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:19.500 | Damp Kevin 17.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:38.233 | Slapper 17.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:56.542 | The Lieutenant 15.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:15.725 | The Lieutenant 15.258 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:35.417 | Stubbs 15.716 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol
198 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 16-3-8-13-6.
10.93
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
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Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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