Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 9 · Round 10

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:31.150 14 +13 35 12.5
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.133 +13.98 4 +2 17 10.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.642 +15.49 3 0 16 10.5
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:47.025 +15.88 2 -2 21 10.6
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:50.808 +19.66 11 +6 32 13.0
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:56.817 +25.67 10 +4 45 11.7
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:00.450 +29.30 5 -2 25 10.7
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +5 32 12.1
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 0 41 11.8
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +6 24 11.9
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -4 21 10.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -11 13 10.4
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +2 23 11.4
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -8 15 10.5
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 -3 18 12.1
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -8 13 10.7
2.800
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 8-16-7-6-5.
7.525
That is a long way off the ground.
12.883
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
18.350
A new leader — Thick Rick. Career record: 21 wins from 274, average finish 5.3.
25.175
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-5-15-7-8.
29.525
Butter Bean is airborne! Recent finishes: 6-13-8-3-7.
34.700
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 5-14-4-2-6.
39.108
That has come off.
44.992
There goes a piece of Custard.
50.050
Squish is losing places.
56.100
Up it goes.
1:00.500
There is nothing left of it.
1:04.708
That has come off.
1:09.283
That is a long way off the ground.
1:15.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:19.600
The Coaster is airborne!
1:23.942
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:28.375
Second Sock is losing bits.
1:34.233
Gravy will not take much more.
1:40.050
They will not want to see that again.
1:44.692
Gravy will not take much more.
1:47.283
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:49.967
That is Chunk taking Radiator with them.
1:54.367
Stripped to the shell.
1:59.500
Refried Ron is out, and Crawlspace did it.
2:03.783
The Coaster is airborne!
2:08.558
That is a long way off the ground.
2:13.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:19.208
Absolute carnage.
2:21.650
Big Randy has put Floppy Joe out.
2:23.350
Squish is out.
2:27.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:37.083
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:40.958
Thick Rick has put Crawlspace out.
2:45.758
Second Sock is losing bits.
2:53.250
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:59.225
Honey Mustard has nothing left on it.
3:04.025
That was always going to happen.
3:06.475
This is the last of it.
3:12.592
Up it goes.
3:17.192
Honey Mustard is out.
3:23.258
Big Randy is losing bits.
3:28.150
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:30.258
Chunk is losing bits.
3:31.758
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:34.750
The Coaster will not be back.
3:41.650
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
3:49.083
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 22.333 Thick Rick 22.333
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 44.967 Custard 22.109
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:05.217 Wide Load 18.009
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:28.467 The Coaster 22.425
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:49.100 Wide Load 20.633
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:10.675 Wide Load 21.575
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:38.750 The Coaster 20.392
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:06.475 The Coaster 22.350
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 9 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 20 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
200 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 4-12-12-7-13.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
195 starts, 11 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 7-4-1-10-10.
14.86
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
213 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 11-2-5-3-5.
4.52
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
199 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-2-5-10.
2.27
22
Butter Bean The Beans
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-6-3-4-10.
36.25
5
Refried Ron The Beans
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 6-8-16-16-12.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
192 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-9-4-7-10.
88.81
4
Radiator Basement Heat
221 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-15-14-14-8.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
204 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-13-4-9-14.
86.75
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
194 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-9-2-3-4.
20.29
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
173 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-11-11-15-3.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
212 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-1-3-9-7.
20.57
3
The Coaster The Pucks
198 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-13-13-4-6.
51.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks
210 starts, 40 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-1-8-6-8.
4.55
2
Squish The Soft Boys
197 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.6. Last five: 7-10-14-15-1.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
196 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-3-10-10-4.
64.85

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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