Derby · Season 9 · Round 10
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:31.150 | — | 14 | +13 | 35 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:45.133 | +13.98 | 4 | +2 | 17 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.642 | +15.49 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:47.025 | +15.88 | 2 | -2 | 21 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 3:50.808 | +19.66 | 11 | +6 | 32 | 13.0 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:56.817 | +25.67 | 10 | +4 | 45 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:00.450 | +29.30 | 5 | -2 | 25 | 10.7 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 32 | 12.1 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 41 | 11.8 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 24 | 11.9 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -4 | 21 | 10.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 23 | 11.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 15 | 10.5 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -3 | 18 | 12.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 13 | 10.7 |
2.800
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 8-16-7-6-5.
7.525
That is a long way off the ground.
12.883
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
18.350
A new leader — Thick Rick. Career record: 21 wins from 274, average finish 5.3.
25.175
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-5-15-7-8.
29.525
Butter Bean is airborne! Recent finishes: 6-13-8-3-7.
34.700
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 5-14-4-2-6.
39.108
That has come off.
44.992
There goes a piece of Custard.
50.050
Squish is losing places.
56.100
Up it goes.
1:00.500
There is nothing left of it.
1:04.708
That has come off.
1:09.283
That is a long way off the ground.
1:15.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:19.600
The Coaster is airborne!
1:23.942
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:28.375
Second Sock is losing bits.
1:34.233
Gravy will not take much more.
1:40.050
They will not want to see that again.
1:44.692
Gravy will not take much more.
1:47.283
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:49.967
That is Chunk taking Radiator with them.
1:54.367
Stripped to the shell.
1:59.500
Refried Ron is out, and Crawlspace did it.
2:03.783
The Coaster is airborne!
2:08.558
That is a long way off the ground.
2:13.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:19.208
Absolute carnage.
2:21.650
Big Randy has put Floppy Joe out.
2:23.350
Squish is out.
2:27.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:37.083
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:40.958
Thick Rick has put Crawlspace out.
2:45.758
Second Sock is losing bits.
2:53.250
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:59.225
Honey Mustard has nothing left on it.
3:04.025
That was always going to happen.
3:06.475
This is the last of it.
3:12.592
Up it goes.
3:17.192
Honey Mustard is out.
3:23.258
Big Randy is losing bits.
3:28.150
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:30.258
Chunk is losing bits.
3:31.758
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:34.750
The Coaster will not be back.
3:41.650
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
3:49.083
Up it goes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 22.333 | Thick Rick 22.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 44.967 | Custard 22.109 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:05.217 | Wide Load 18.009 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:28.467 | The Coaster 22.425 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:49.100 | Wide Load 20.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:10.675 | Wide Load 21.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:38.750 | The Coaster 20.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:06.475 | The Coaster 22.350 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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50m
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Smooth Descent
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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15m
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50m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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