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Derby · Season 9 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:23.608 — 13 +12 24 12.2
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:26.892 +3.28 11 +9 30 12.3
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.267 +3.66 12 +9 19 11.8
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.667 +7.06 4 0 3 10.3
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:30.958 +7.35 1 -4 2 10.7
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.483 +7.88 3 -3 0 10.8
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:32.767 +9.16 16 +9 16 11.4
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:33.292 +9.68 2 -6 1 10.9
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:39.292 +15.68 10 +1 32 12.1
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:39.400 +15.79 9 -1 29 11.2
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:46.250 +22.64 5 -6 13 10.5
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:46.642 +23.03 7 -5 10 10.4
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:48.542 +24.93 6 -7 16 10.7
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 10.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 19 12.1
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 11.3
2.800
Up it goes.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-4-6.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
25.342
There is nothing left of it.
29.792
Thick Rick is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-16-1-3-4.
34.742
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
48.825
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-8.
55.283
Gravy is airborne!
1:00.050
Thick Rick is on the move. Recent finishes: 3-16-1-3-4.
1:05.575
There is nothing protecting Tender Greg now.
1:14.158
And it all goes wrong.
1:18.375
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:22.717
Up it goes.
1:28.525
And it all goes wrong.
1:33.192
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
1:34.692
Thick Rick has put Tender Greg out.
1:45.233
That was always going to happen.
1:49.450
It is coming apart now.
1:51.008
The Lieutenant has put Puck Yeah out.
1:56.325
Stripped to the shell.
2:03.692
Oh, that is a big one.
2:09.992
That is a long way off the ground.
2:14.300
The Coaster goes to the front.
2:21.483
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:23.217
Radiator is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
2:33.550
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:38.050
The Coaster is airborne!
2:43.550
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
2:47.775
Up it goes.
2:56.400
The Coaster goes to the front.
3:00.050
This is the last of it.
3:06.892
That is a long way off the ground.
3:12.642
Up it goes.
3:20.608
Here comes The Coaster.
3:21.800
That has come off.
3:23.608
The Coaster wins the derby.
3:43.325
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Coaster 25.358 The Coaster 25.358
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 50.200 The Lieutenant 24.692
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 1:15.975 The Lieutenant 25.775
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:42.775 Puck Yeah 23.833
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:08.408 The Lieutenant 24.391
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:35.517 Gravy 25.150
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:00.050 Gravy 24.192
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:23.608 The Coaster 23.558
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
199 starts, 11 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 12-2-7-3-7.
15.90
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
203 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-1-15-4-12.
128.97
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
215 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-3-11-2-5.
3.49
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
205 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-1-1-4-5.
2.10
22
Butter Bean The Beans
204 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-8-12-13-4.
85.39
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 5-5-13-12-5.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
198 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-8-2-9-12.
94.19
4
Radiator Basement Heat
225 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-16-13-16-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
198 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-14-14-2-9.
59.00
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
202 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-7-7-12-15.
115.89
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
215 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-5-16-8-1.
26.69
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
204 starts, 45 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-6-9-2-1.
5.22
3
The Coaster The Pucks
202 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-4-8-11-5.
39.32
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
197 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-11-14-13-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
201 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 13-10-9-14-7.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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