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Derby · Season 9 · Round 17

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Lieutenant finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:12.867 — 10 +9 54 11.3
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.092 +21.23 11 +9 39 11.5
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:48.392 +35.53 4 +1 59 10.8
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:48.867 +36.00 2 -2 52 10.5
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:49.917 +37.05 9 +4 54 12.4
— Tube Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -3 53 10.5
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +5 26 11.6
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 35 11.8
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +4 27 12.2
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 20 10.3
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 20 10.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +4 12 10.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +2 19 11.6
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -13 13 10.1
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 16 10.6
— Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 6 7.6
1.833
There is nothing left of it.
8.392
Radiator has stalled. That is 90 non-finishes in 269 career starts.
15.208
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
19.442
Up it goes.
24.292
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-5-8-4-5.
28.933
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
32.192
That is Long John taking The Kidney with them. Recent finishes: 16-7-8-15-7.
37.283
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.000
Gravy takes the lead.
47.675
The Lieutenant is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-2-1-5-2.
52.408
Yolk has nothing left on it. Recent finishes: 8-5-8-4-5.
53.908
Floppy Joe is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
55.408
Yolk is out, and Radiator did it.
56.908
Crawlspace has put Squish out.
1:01.425
That is a long way off the ground.
1:10.142
Sweaty Gerald is out.
1:15.117
Crawlspace will not take much more.
1:17.750
Stubbs has put Crawlspace out.
1:22.883
That has come off.
1:37.500
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:42.133
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:50.042
Up it goes.
2:00.742
And it all goes wrong.
2:06.042
They felt that in the back row.
2:11.258
There is nothing left of it.
2:16.367
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:25.658
That is real damage.
2:31.183
Gravy has nothing left on it.
2:32.683
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:37.133
Up it goes.
2:42.292
That is a long way off the ground.
2:50.642
Last lap.
3:00.050
Damp Kevin is losing places.
3:02.292
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:09.867
Stubbs has it.
3:12.867
It is Stubbs!
3:21.592
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:30.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
3:49.042
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 21.767 The Coaster 21.767
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 46.200 Gravy 23.741
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 53.100 Stubbs 0.417
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:14.875 Gravy 19.750
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:39.283 Thick Rick 24.316
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:05.383 Gravy 21.150
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:25.783 Stubbs 20.400
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:50.642 The Lieutenant 22.708
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:12.867 Stubbs 22.225
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 9 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
203 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-1-15-4-12.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
212 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-5-15-4-2.
16.18
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
205 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-1-1-4-5.
2.46
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
204 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 9-3-3-4-5.
3.79
6
The Kidney The Beans
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 6-11-15-16-9.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 5-5-13-12-5.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
197 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-10-11-6-8.
108.07
4
Radiator Basement Heat
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-16-16-13-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
200 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-11-14-14.
34.61
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
203 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-2-10-6-12.
32.66
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
206 starts, 45 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-4-1-6-9.
3.77
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
216 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-5-5-16-8.
26.11
3
The Coaster The Pucks
204 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-10-6-4-8.
44.77
8
Slapper The Pucks
196 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-7-11-12-14.
173.70
2
Squish The Soft Boys
203 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 13-12-13-10-9.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 15-16-15-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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