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Derby · Season 9 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Butter Bean finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:17.383 — 4 +3 25 11.1
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:22.750 +5.37 6 +4 32 10.8
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:28.108 +10.73 14 +11 33 11.6
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -3 11 10.4
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +8 23 11.5
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -1 12 10.7
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +8 14 10.9
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 23 11.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 12 10.5
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -8 11 10.8
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -8 11 10.5
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 16 10.4
— Chunk RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -2 7 11.4
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 9 10.9
— Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 3 10.1
— Yolk RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 3 11.0
2.275
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
9.608
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-3.
13.833
There goes a piece of Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-3-2.
18.142
Stopped, and in the way. That is 87 non-finishes in 262 career starts.
26.483
Gravy is losing bits.
34.317
Honey Mustard has stalled.
40.050
Honey Mustard is going backwards.
44.358
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-2-2.
49.100
And it all goes wrong. That is 87 non-finishes in 262 career starts.
54.592
That has come off.
58.942
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:04.208
Stripped to the shell.
1:09.575
Extraordinary scenes.
1:14.058
Absolute carnage.
1:23.775
That has come off.
1:25.658
Pilot Light is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
1:27.158
That is Refried Ron taking Crooked Pete with them.
1:30.850
Gravy will not be back.
1:39.067
Squish will not be back.
1:41.025
Floppy Joe has put Refried Ron out.
1:47.425
Up it goes.
1:53.733
Floppy Joe is out.
1:58.817
Up it goes.
2:07.825
There goes a piece of Damp Kevin.
2:18.383
Wide Load is airborne!
2:31.625
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:49.025
One to go.
3:14.383
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:17.075
There is nothing left of it.
3:18.575
Damp Kevin takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 26.500 Damp Kevin 26.500
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 53.517 Damp Kevin 27.017
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:22.875 Refried Ron 27.625
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:52.408 Damp Kevin 29.533
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:21.075 Butter Bean 26.166
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:49.025 Damp Kevin 27.950
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:17.383 Damp Kevin 28.358
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 8 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 8 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 12 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 14 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
199 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-12-7-13-11.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
190 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-6-6-9-9.
136.14
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
212 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-5-3-5-5.
2.15
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
197 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-5-10-3-4.
2.34
5
Refried Ron The Beans
204 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 8-16-16-12-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
197 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-4-10-11-5.
41.08
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
186 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-11-11-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-14-8-16-7.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
196 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-13-8-6-4.
53.33
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
202 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-9-14-12-7.
37.82
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
171 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-15-3-16-15.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
211 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-3-9-7-4.
24.24
3
The Coaster The Pucks
197 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-13-4-6-11.
106.42
4
Wide Load The Pucks
208 starts, 39 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 8-6-8-1-7.
9.10
2
Squish The Soft Boys
196 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 10-14-15-1-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
197 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-12-16-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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