Derby · Season 9 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:55.333 | — | 12 | +11 | 40 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:58.375 | +3.04 | 14 | +12 | 30 | 13.1 |
| 3 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:02.933 | +7.60 | 13 | +10 | 46 | 14.1 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:08.833 | +13.50 | 9 | +5 | 44 | 12.9 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:11.383 | +16.05 | 7 | +2 | 33 | 11.7 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:17.142 | +21.81 | 4 | -2 | 11 | 11.3 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.417 | +22.08 | 3 | -4 | 6 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:18.700 | +23.37 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 10.8 |
| 9 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:19.833 | +24.50 | 2 | -7 | 6 | 11.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -4 | 24 | 11.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 29 | 13.5 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -4 | 13 | 11.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 15 | 10.8 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -3 | 15 | 12.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 12 | 12.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 8 | 10.9 |
1.950
Yolk is losing bits.
6.575
Tender Greg leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-2-5-4-1.
11.025
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-8-12-7-6.
16.008
The Heel is losing bits.
21.558
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 8-16-3-8-3.
26.192
Look at the state of it.
29.558
That is Wide Load taking Tender Greg with them. Recent finishes: 2-2-5-4-1.
33.783
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 11-5-7-8-7.
39.058
Chunk leaves something behind.
41.433
Wide Load has put Yolk out.
45.892
That has come off.
50.158
And it all goes wrong.
55.292
Up it goes.
59.917
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:03.125
And that is Chunk finished.
1:08.417
You do not see that every day.
1:13.600
A new leader — Wide Load.
1:18.117
Absolute carnage.
1:19.617
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:24.183
That is real damage.
1:28.867
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:30.367
Radiator is out.
1:35.042
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:39.358
Look at the state of it.
1:44.658
There is nothing left of it.
1:51.000
Slapper goes to the front.
1:55.225
And it all goes wrong.
1:56.725
Sweaty Gerald is out.
2:04.167
The Heel is losing bits.
2:08.367
Absolute carnage.
2:13.150
That has come off.
2:15.925
Lil Nugget will not be back.
2:20.533
That has come off.
2:25.700
Old Gristle goes to the front.
2:32.783
That is a long way off the ground.
2:37.608
Oh, that is a big one.
2:42.625
Last lap.
2:48.950
Old Gristle takes the lead.
2:52.333
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
2:54.225
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:55.725
It is Old Gristle!
3:00.025
Up it goes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 14.325 | Thick Rick 14.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 29.242 | Wide Load 14.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 46.225 | Slapper 14.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 58.267 | Wide Load 12.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:15.742 | Old Gristle 13.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:29.825 | Old Gristle 14.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:45.758 | Wide Load 14.458 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:00.992 | Thick Rick 14.734 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 2:15.250 | Thick Rick 13.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 2:29.258 | Old Gristle 13.358 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 2:42.625 | Old Gristle 13.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:55.333 | Old Gristle 12.558 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 17 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-10-16-13-10.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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