Derby · Season 9 · Round 3
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:58.917 | — | 12 | +11 | 36 | 12.9 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:18.525 | +19.61 | 10 | +8 | 49 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:19.392 | +20.48 | 2 | -1 | 11 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:20.675 | +21.76 | 5 | +1 | 37 | 11.2 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:20.725 | +21.81 | 4 | -1 | 15 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:21.408 | +22.49 | 1 | -5 | 8 | 10.8 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -4 | 16 | 11.2 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | 0 | 27 | 11.3 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 29 | 11.5 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 25 | 13.1 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 20 | 12.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 30 | 12.8 |
| — | Wide Load RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 21 | 13.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 17 | 11.8 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 11.7 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 13 | 10.8 |
2.200
Squish goes to the front.
6.867
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-8-4-2-2.
12.325
That has come off.
17.892
That has come off.
22.542
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-4-3-4-11.
26.800
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-3.
32.500
That was always going to happen.
36.767
That has come off.
41.308
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 5-4-3-4-11.
42.808
Wrecked, and out of the race.
44.308
That is The Lieutenant taking Yolk with them.
48.775
They will not want to see that again.
50.542
Wrecked, and out of the race. Recent finishes: 5-4-3-4-11.
55.525
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:00.008
That is a long way off the ground.
1:04.475
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:10.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:14.617
Absolute carnage.
1:19.358
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:26.558
Stopped, and in the way.
1:32.317
That was always going to happen.
1:36.683
Oh, that is a big one.
1:42.767
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:47.225
That was always going to happen.
1:52.342
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
1:56.625
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
1:58.625
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:01.617
Chunk will not be back.
2:08.092
That has come off.
2:12.467
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
2:18.350
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:21.950
The Kidney will not be back.
2:26.225
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:33.483
That is a long way off the ground.
2:40.517
That has come off.
2:45.000
The Heel will not take much more.
2:46.500
One to go.
2:48.000
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:53.708
Oh, that is a big one.
2:55.917
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
2:58.917
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:01.375
The Heel is out, and Thick Rick did it.
3:11.100
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 14.525 | Wide Load 14.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 28.733 | Wide Load 14.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 42.667 | Honey Mustard 13.259 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 58.183 | Honey Mustard 13.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:12.167 | Wide Load 13.984 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:30.525 | The Lieutenant 14.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:44.983 | Chunk 14.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:01.917 | Butter Bean 14.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:15.550 | The Lieutenant 13.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:31.550 | Thick Rick 15.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:46.008 | Thick Rick 14.059 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:58.917 | The Lieutenant 12.909 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 14 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol
198 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 16-3-8-13-6.
12.41
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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