Derby · Season 9 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Big Randy finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:37.917 | — | 12 | +11 | 35 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:43.917 | +6.00 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 10.7 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.958 | +8.04 | 4 | +1 | 22 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:46.867 | +8.95 | 10 | +6 | 41 | 11.6 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:47.325 | +9.41 | 15 | +10 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:50.058 | +12.14 | 9 | +3 | 38 | 11.7 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:03.717 | +25.80 | 8 | +1 | 26 | 10.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -3 | 30 | 10.9 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -6 | 17 | 10.9 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 30 | 12.2 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 15 | 10.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -3 | 22 | 12.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 9 | 11.3 |
| — | Wide Load FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -3 | 2 | 22.9 |
3.092
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-3-2-1.
7.492
There is nothing left of it.
12.008
That has come off.
16.900
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 6-3-3-9-8.
22.025
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-5-1.
27.067
You do not see that every day.
37.342
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 8-16-6-16-8.
42.392
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-14-7-14-6.
47.733
That has come off.
50.825
Tube Sock has put Tender Greg out.
58.675
That is a long way off the ground.
1:04.633
That has come off.
1:09.375
That is a long way off the ground.
1:14.692
Chunk is losing bits.
1:20.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:25.108
Chunk is losing bits.
1:29.733
That was always going to happen.
1:34.683
You do not see that every day.
1:39.325
Up it goes.
1:48.175
That is a long way off the ground.
1:52.492
That has come off.
1:57.025
Extraordinary scenes.
2:01.225
Up it goes.
2:02.725
Chunk is out.
2:07.658
That is real damage.
2:10.592
Pilot Light will not be back.
2:15.325
Refried Ron will not take much more.
2:19.417
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:26.592
The Unit is airborne!
2:28.533
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:33.550
That is real damage.
2:40.050
Slapper is losing places.
2:44.300
Look at the state of it.
2:45.800
And that is Slapper finished.
2:57.017
You do not see that every day.
3:06.183
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
3:10.533
That has come off.
3:12.033
The Heel is out, and Tube Sock did it.
3:13.533
This is the last of it.
3:19.825
Extraordinary scenes.
3:26.525
There is nothing left of it.
3:31.875
That has come off.
3:34.917
Old Gristle has it.
3:36.350
Stripped to the shell.
3:37.917
Old Gristle takes it!
3:47.633
They felt that in the back row.
3:52.100
Sweaty Gerald is out.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 20.725 | Honey Mustard 20.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 42.550 | Honey Mustard 21.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:11.450 | Lil Nugget 21.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:37.567 | Old Gristle 21.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:00.700 | Old Gristle 21.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:26.625 | Big Randy 23.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:48.292 | Old Gristle 21.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:13.283 | Custard 24.083 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 20 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
191 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-14-15-10-9.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 14-15-16-10-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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