Derby · Season 9 · Round 32
Crossbones — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Long John survives to win
Long John took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Wide Load finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:13.833 | — | 2 | +1 | 14 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:23.375 | +9.54 | 14 | +12 | 46 | 11.7 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +6 | 43 | 11.7 |
| — | The Lieutenant RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +7 | 38 | 10.9 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -2 | 15 | 10.6 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | 0 | 27 | 10.6 |
| — | Big Randy RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -6 | 20 | 10.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -3 | 15 | 10.4 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 16 | 10.4 |
| — | Custard RUNNING | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 16 | 11.1 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 14 | 10.9 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -4 | 12 | 10.5 |
| — | Slapper RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 12 | 10.7 |
| — | Damp Kevin RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -10 | 6 | 10.1 |
| — | Lil Nugget FELL | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -5 | 13 | 11.4 |
| — | Chunk RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -4 | 15 | 11.2 |
2.275
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-8-2-2-1.
7.250
That is a long way off the ground.
13.333
They will not want to see that again.
17.925
Big Randy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-11-5-7-3.
22.225
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 12-7-6-8-7.
27.558
Oh, that is a big one.
33.517
They felt that in the back row.
38.708
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-4-7-4-4.
43.025
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
47.575
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
52.125
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-4-7-4-4.
56.717
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:01.658
They will not want to see that again.
1:05.992
Up it goes.
1:11.575
Up it goes.
1:17.083
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:24.625
They will not want to see that again.
1:26.125
Radiator is out, and Stubbs did it.
1:30.917
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:37.383
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:42.450
Stripped to the shell.
1:49.550
Long John takes the lead.
1:54.625
And that is Squish finished.
2:00.050
There is nothing left of it.
2:04.675
That is The Kidney taking Refried Ron with them.
2:10.200
Look at the state of it.
2:11.700
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:16.925
That was always going to happen.
2:29.742
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:34.800
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:41.317
Big Randy has stalled.
2:45.758
This is the last of it.
2:47.258
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:48.758
The Kidney is out.
2:57.492
Stubbs has nothing left on it.
3:10.283
Absolute carnage.
3:10.833
Long John is coming to the flag.
3:13.833
It is Long John!
3:15.492
That is Big Randy taking Stubbs with them.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 25.758 | Wide Load 25.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Kidney | 53.458 | The Lieutenant 25.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Kidney | 1:21.942 | Refried Ron 27.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 1:49.692 | Long John 27.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 2:17.600 | Long John 27.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 2:45.758 | Long John 28.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 3:13.833 | Long John 28.075 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 8 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Beans | 14 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 21 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.
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