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Derby · Season 9 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.883 — 12 +11 33 10.5
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:46.233 +2.35 4 +2 4 9.9
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.942 +3.06 3 0 10 9.7
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:48.092 +4.21 14 +10 37 10.3
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.275 +4.39 16 +11 30 10.3
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:52.517 +8.63 11 +5 25 10.3
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 4:30.333 +46.45 2 -5 2 9.6
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -1 13 9.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 12 9.4
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 11 10.7
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-6-4-5-13.
6.142
There is nothing left of it. That is 78 non-finishes in 287 career starts.
10.500
Old Gristle goes to the front.
18.000
A new leader — Gravy.
23.300
That was always going to happen.
28.750
Radiator leaves something behind.
38.375
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-8-12-7-6.
42.867
Up it goes.
48.192
Pilot Light is losing bits.
53.667
Radiator leaves something behind.
58.775
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-5-9-5-7.
1:03.592
You do not see that every day.
1:15.642
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 7-5-9-5-7.
1:19.900
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
1:24.508
Absolute carnage.
1:30.358
And it all goes wrong.
1:38.950
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:43.800
That is Tube Sock taking Tender Greg with them.
1:50.908
Gravy is airborne!
1:52.408
That is Gravy taking Pilot Light with them.
1:54.592
And that is Radiator finished.
1:58.892
Butter Bean is going nowhere.
2:03.700
Extraordinary scenes.
2:14.475
Custard leaves something behind.
2:26.275
Up it goes.
2:39.883
That is a long way off the ground.
2:48.167
Look at the state of it.
2:56.833
They will not want to see that again.
3:05.717
Butter Bean has stalled.
3:11.208
Custard is losing bits.
3:21.433
That is a long way off the ground.
3:22.933
Last lap.
3:29.892
You do not see that every day.
3:35.892
Up it goes.
3:40.883
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:40.908
Stopped, and in the way.
3:43.883
Old Gristle wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 14.700 Gravy 14.700
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 32.725 The Heel 17.984
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 54.542 The Coaster 17.209
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:14.792 Long John 18.683
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:30.083 Old Gristle 14.041
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:47.833 The Coaster 17.392
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:06.908 The Coaster 18.342
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:24.400 Old Gristle 17.492
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:43.750 Gravy 17.092
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:02.750 Gravy 17.583
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:21.917 Custard 18.725
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:43.883 The Coaster 16.150
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
204 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-8-15-11-8.
155.55
7
Long John The Noodles
222 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-15-8-15.
31.33
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
212 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 7-2-4-6-4.
2.63
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
193 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-3-2-6-5.
4.61
5
Refried Ron The Beans
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 14-11-13-12-14.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
215 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-3-7-10-6.
127.57
4
Radiator Basement Heat
236 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-13-9-14-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
191 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-14-15-10-9.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
209 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-1-5-12.
49.46
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
213 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-6-12-11-6.
159.68
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
225 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-10-7-13-2.
19.32
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
222 starts, 55 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 6-9-1-1-2.
2.88
8
Slapper The Pucks
203 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-14-1-8-8.
67.32
3
The Coaster The Pucks
212 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-7-9-7-1.
29.18
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-10-16-14-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
205 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-10-14-12-10.
48.59

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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