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Derby · Season 9 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Puck Yeah wins at Kidney Flats

Puck Yeah took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Heel finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:28.567 — 14 +13 25 11.7
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:28.767 +0.20 4 +2 4 11.0
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:29.600 +1.03 1 -2 2 10.6
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.208 +2.64 3 -1 2 10.6
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.992 +3.43 12 +7 30 12.3
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:34.267 +5.70 2 -4 5 10.3
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:35.775 +7.21 13 +6 24 12.2
8 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:36.508 +7.94 9 +1 28 11.6
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:37.142 +8.58 11 +2 37 12.3
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:37.992 +9.43 16 +6 15 11.2
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:40.442 +11.88 10 -1 33 11.8
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:46.525 +17.96 8 -4 8 10.6
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:47.117 +18.55 6 -7 10 10.2
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:48.133 +19.57 5 -9 9 10.8
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 12 10.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 11.4
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
20.050
Look at Big Randy go. Recent finishes: 8-6-4-11-5.
24.700
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
30.017
Wide Load is airborne!
39.933
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 9-4-8-12-7.
46.975
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
56.508
That is a long way off the ground.
1:01.675
That has come off.
1:19.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:24.208
Look at the state of it.
1:29.317
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-3-3.
1:33.558
Yolk has nothing left on it.
1:40.950
Old Gristle takes the lead.
1:46.233
Yolk is in trouble.
1:50.692
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:56.092
That has come off.
2:01.258
And that is Yolk finished.
2:06.667
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 9-4-8-12-7.
2:13.833
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-4.
2:18.117
That was always going to happen.
2:24.842
Up it goes.
2:31.425
That has come off.
2:36.142
That is a long way off the ground.
2:40.967
That is a long way off the ground.
2:47.208
The Heel is losing bits.
2:52.600
That has come off.
3:03.333
Last lap.
3:08.033
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:12.800
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
3:17.600
They felt that in the back row.
3:24.275
Pilot Light will not be back.
3:25.567
Puck Yeah has it.
3:27.067
That is too close to call.
3:28.567
Puck Yeah takes it!
3:34.100
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
3:46.525
Refried Ron is losing bits.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 24.783 Puck Yeah 24.783
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 49.183 Puck Yeah 24.400
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 1:17.358 Lil Nugget 24.759
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:43.783 The Heel 25.542
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:10.983 Wide Load 22.400
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:36.533 Old Gristle 25.550
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:03.333 Puck Yeah 25.283
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 3:28.567 Puck Yeah 24.559
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
206 starts, 12 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-7-7-4-4.
15.35
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
205 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-2-8-15-11.
118.35
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
212 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-7-3-3-3.
2.88
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
193 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-3-2-6-5.
6.26
22
Butter Bean The Beans
216 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-16-3-7-10.
139.67
5
Refried Ron The Beans
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 14-11-13-12-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-14-14-15-10.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
236 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-13-9-14-16.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
214 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-11-6-12-11.
103.49
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
213 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-14-9-15-6.
122.31
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
225 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-10-7-13-2.
31.08
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
222 starts, 55 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 6-9-1-1-2.
4.26
4
Wide Load The Pucks
225 starts, 46 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-4-1-11-3.
3.91
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
207 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 12-15-4-12-9.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-14-15-13-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
205 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-10-14-12-10.
105.86

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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