Derby · Season 9 · Round 37
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:33.150 | — | 11 | +10 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:40.858 | +7.71 | 14 | +12 | 47 | 12.1 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.425 | +11.28 | 3 | 0 | 53 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:50.917 | +17.77 | 1 | -3 | 58 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:53.700 | +20.55 | 6 | +1 | 58 | 10.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +3 | 50 | 12.1 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +3 | 51 | 12.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 23 | 11.8 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +3 | 27 | 11.1 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 21 | 10.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 12 | 11.0 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 24 | 11.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -10 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 10.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 11 | 10.2 |
1.592
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 7-14-3-4-2.
6.583
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 7-3-1-1-1.
11.783
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-5-2-1-2.
16.142
Puck Yeah is airborne! Recent finishes: 7-3-1-1-1.
22.392
That has come off.
26.767
There goes a piece of Gravy. Recent finishes: 3-5-2-1-2.
28.267
Radiator is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
35.142
Up it goes.
39.417
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
43.933
There goes a piece of Custard.
45.433
Pilot Light is out, and Yolk did it.
49.417
That is Custard taking The Heel with them.
53.617
That was always going to happen.
55.117
Refried Ron is out, and Yolk did it.
57.717
Honey Mustard has put Custard out.
1:04.492
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
1:08.817
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
1:15.000
You do not see that every day.
1:16.500
Yolk is out, and Tube Sock did it.
1:22.508
That is Butter Bean taking Big Randy with them.
1:27.500
Extraordinary scenes.
1:32.617
That has come off.
1:38.925
Gravy is out.
1:43.208
Up it goes.
1:48.975
That is a long way off the ground.
1:59.617
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
2:06.075
It is coming apart now.
2:11.450
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:16.600
Up it goes.
2:21.250
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:34.550
That has come off.
2:39.817
Up it goes.
2:44.375
That is a long way off the ground.
2:54.608
Honey Mustard has nothing left on it.
3:00.458
Tube Sock has put Honey Mustard out.
3:01.958
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:06.858
They felt that in the back row.
3:09.458
This is the last of it.
3:18.708
You do not see that every day.
3:25.850
Up it goes.
3:30.150
The Lieutenant has it.
3:32.150
Wide Load is airborne!
3:33.650
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:53.267
There goes a piece of Butter Bean.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 22.683 | The Lieutenant 22.683 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 44.700 | Gravy 20.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:06.950 | Puck Yeah 21.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:30.783 | The Lieutenant 22.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:53.317 | Puck Yeah 22.534 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:25.650 | Lil Nugget 23.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:49.017 | Honey Mustard 22.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:09.458 | The Lieutenant 20.441 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:33.150 | The Lieutenant 23.692 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-14-14-15-10.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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