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Derby · Season 9 · Round 39

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:57.483 — 11 +10 13 10.6
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:00.808 +3.33 12 +10 16 11.1
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:01.850 +4.37 13 +10 26 11.2
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:03.542 +6.06 14 +10 18 11.5
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:05.975 +8.49 9 +4 26 11.2
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:16.517 +19.03 10 +4 32 11.2
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:19.767 +22.28 16 +9 30 10.3
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:28.917 +31.43 4 -4 16 9.8
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:29.258 +31.78 2 -7 17 9.8
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.208 +33.73 3 -7 14 9.5
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:31.408 +33.93 7 -4 21 9.8
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:32.942 +35.46 6 -6 14 9.8
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -12 13 9.7
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 9.9
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 13 9.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 10.0
2.900
Custard goes to the front.
9.233
Up it goes.
20.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
27.550
Old Gristle takes the lead.
32.358
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 5-13-6-4-5.
37.650
That has come off.
41.958
They will not want to see that again.
50.483
The Heel is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-13-7-5-9.
55.500
They will not want to see that again.
1:00.642
Look at the state of it.
1:05.850
That is a long way off the ground.
1:10.975
That has come off.
1:17.442
Wide Load is airborne!
1:22.442
They felt that in the back row.
1:26.758
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 16-6-8-6-7.
1:34.925
There goes a piece of The Kidney. Recent finishes: 12-6-6-16-12.
1:39.208
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-1-8-1-2.
1:44.292
Extraordinary scenes.
1:48.733
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:54.808
Stripped to the shell.
1:58.517
Yolk is out.
2:04.000
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:08.550
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:10.050
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:15.767
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:21.208
And it all goes wrong.
2:26.217
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:29.125
Long John has put Radiator out.
2:34.183
Up it goes.
2:38.800
Last lap.
2:45.783
Absolute carnage.
2:50.292
Crawlspace has put Floppy Joe out.
2:54.483
Old Gristle has it.
2:55.992
Up it goes.
2:57.492
Old Gristle takes it!
3:08.000
Custard is losing bits.
3:18.175
The Heel is in trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 15.533 The Lieutenant 15.533
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 31.650 Old Gristle 15.550
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 48.867 Old Gristle 17.217
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 1:04.533 Old Gristle 15.666
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 1:22.308 The Coaster 17.317
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 1:40.858 Thick Rick 17.517
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 1:59.650 Honey Mustard 16.250
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 2:21.375 Wide Load 16.658
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 2:38.800 Old Gristle 17.425
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 2:57.483 The Lieutenant 16.708
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
214 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-9-7-12-14.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
225 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-8-5-3-4.
24.00
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
212 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-7-3-3-3.
5.28
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
197 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-9-10-3-2.
21.70
5
Refried Ron The Beans
216 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 14-11-16-14-11.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 9-14-8-12-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
212 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-9-11-11-9.
135.23
4
Radiator Basement Heat
237 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-12-13-9-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
215 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-4-13-14-9.
43.39
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
211 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-5-3-12.
19.61
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
225 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-1-10-6-9.
3.70
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
220 starts, 47 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-8-2-7-7.
6.69
3
The Coaster The Pucks
212 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-7-9-7-1.
18.17
4
Wide Load The Pucks
228 starts, 47 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-16-4-1-4.
3.50
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-14-15-13-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
208 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-4-6-6-10.
72.22

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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