Derby · Season 9 · Round 43
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:55.750 | — | 12 | +11 | 38 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:10.575 | +14.83 | 11 | +9 | 46 | 12.6 |
| 3 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:11.483 | +15.73 | 13 | +10 | 44 | 12.9 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:17.717 | +21.97 | 1 | -3 | 15 | 11.4 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.633 | +22.88 | 3 | -2 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:18.892 | +23.14 | 4 | -2 | 14 | 11.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +2 | 47 | 12.1 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -6 | 19 | 11.1 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +6 | 32 | 12.3 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -4 | 27 | 12.0 |
| — | Stubbs RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 26 | 12.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 20 | 12.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 14 | 11.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 15 | 11.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 10 | 11.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 12 | 11.4 |
2.100
A new leader — Squish.
6.375
Squish is losing bits.
10.942
That is a long way off the ground.
15.825
Stubbs is losing bits.
20.050
Look at Refried Ron go. Recent finishes: 8-14-7-16-6.
24.275
That has come off.
29.450
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-4.
33.725
Puck Yeah is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-1-1-1.
38.308
There is nothing left of it.
42.833
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-9-7-7-12.
47.033
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
50.717
That is The Heel taking Radiator with them.
55.150
That is Refried Ron taking Pilot Light with them.
1:00.050
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-4-5-2-4.
1:01.958
Squish will not be back.
1:06.275
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:10.583
Custard leaves something behind.
1:15.817
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:20.050
Look at the state of it.
1:27.892
It is coming apart now.
1:29.425
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:30.925
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:36.100
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:44.525
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
1:51.983
Stubbs is going nowhere.
1:58.008
That is a long way off the ground.
2:04.050
Big Randy is in trouble.
2:09.658
Custard is losing bits.
2:12.233
That is Big Randy taking The Kidney with them.
2:16.433
That is real damage.
2:20.667
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:23.567
Old Gristle has put Custard out.
2:28.750
You do not see that every day.
2:35.625
That is a long way off the ground.
2:39.867
They felt that in the back row.
2:43.150
Last lap.
2:44.650
The Lieutenant has put Big Randy out.
2:49.792
There is nothing protecting Honey Mustard now.
2:52.750
The Lieutenant has it.
2:54.400
That is real damage.
2:55.900
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:02.600
Honey Mustard is out.
3:09.850
That has come off.
3:18.200
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 13.742 | Custard 13.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 29.417 | Squish 14.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 42.192 | The Lieutenant 11.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 58.175 | Puck Yeah 14.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:10.508 | The Lieutenant 12.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:26.117 | The Lieutenant 15.609 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:40.025 | The Lieutenant 13.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:54.825 | The Kidney 14.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:07.675 | The Lieutenant 12.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:26.700 | Wide Load 15.616 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:43.150 | Wide Load 14.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:55.750 | The Lieutenant 12.600 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
196 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-9-15-13-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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35m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
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A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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