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Derby · Season 9 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win

The Heel took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:43.783 — 4 +3 6 9.7
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.533 +1.75 11 +9 30 10.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.942 +3.16 3 0 6 9.9
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:47.075 +3.29 14 +10 29 10.2
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.608 +3.83 16 +11 25 10.0
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.300 +5.52 12 +6 45 11.1
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:58.358 +14.58 7 0 20 9.9
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 4:31.275 +47.49 2 -6 3 9.7
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 13 10.4
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.1
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 5-5-10-8-5.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
11.725
That is a long way off the ground.
17.583
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 7-8-3-9-7.
25.658
There is nothing left of it.
30.050
The Coaster is on the move. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-1.
34.542
There goes a piece of Yolk.
42.867
Radiator is losing bits.
47.708
Gravy leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-2-2.
55.642
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-7-4.
1:00.425
That is a long way off the ground.
1:05.967
That has come off.
1:12.100
Old Gristle takes the lead.
1:21.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:32.550
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:36.392
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:42.292
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
1:49.042
You do not see that every day.
2:00.550
Old Gristle goes to the front.
2:05.008
And it all goes wrong.
2:09.783
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:14.592
It is coming apart now.
2:20.508
Extraordinary scenes.
2:22.050
And that is Radiator finished.
2:29.508
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:34.517
Up it goes.
2:49.808
Look at the state of it.
2:54.558
That has come off.
3:01.858
The Coaster is airborne!
3:11.717
Up it goes.
3:17.942
And it all goes wrong.
3:25.258
One to go.
3:33.592
Oh, that is a big one.
3:40.783
Here comes The Heel.
3:43.783
The Heel takes it!
4:15.333
Stopped, and in the way.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 16.358 Yolk 16.358
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 34.600 Yolk 18.242
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 51.775 Yolk 17.175
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:11.383 Old Gristle 15.775
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:30.533 Second Sock 18.484
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:49.550 Custard 17.184
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:08.850 The Coaster 17.192
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:26.217 Old Gristle 17.367
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:43.700 Old Gristle 17.483
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:04.375 The Heel 18.300
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:25.258 The Heel 18.516
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:43.783 The Heel 18.525
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
214 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-9-7-12-14.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
229 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-7-5-1-3.
17.59
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
231 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-3-1-5-3.
2.19
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
201 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-2-3-5-7.
6.16
6
The Kidney The Beans
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 9-7-6-9-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-13-16-8-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
214 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-11-12-10-13.
40.67
4
Radiator Basement Heat
241 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-8-14-12-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
218 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-11-8-5-4.
122.79
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
217 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-12-9-3-6.
88.24
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
229 starts, 57 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 5-5-1-2-2.
3.09
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
228 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-6-10-5-10.
25.68
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
213 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 14-1-11-12-14.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
214 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-4-4-7-9.
39.34
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-16-16-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
213 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 10-10-5-13-10.
47.24

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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