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Derby · Season 9 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Chunk wins at Kidney Flats

Chunk took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:24.058 — 11 +10 23 11.2
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:27.942 +3.88 14 +12 27 11.8
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:29.775 +5.72 3 0 3 10.5
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:30.042 +5.98 10 +6 35 11.7
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.208 +7.15 4 -1 2 10.6
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:31.800 +7.74 2 -4 1 10.3
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.633 +8.58 1 -6 0 10.3
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.100 +15.04 16 +8 21 12.1
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.325 +15.27 12 +3 29 11.9
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:40.650 +16.59 15 +5 17 11.9
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:40.825 +16.77 9 -2 44 11.1
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:42.300 +18.24 8 -4 12 10.9
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:47.408 +23.35 6 -7 12 10.7
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:48.942 +24.88 5 -9 4 10.9
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 28 12.1
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -9 12 10.9
3.600
Custard takes the lead.
9.492
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
17.600
Chunk takes the lead. Career record: 82 wins from 294, average finish 3.6.
25.850
Chunk is airborne!
30.050
And it all goes wrong.
38.592
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 7-4-4-4-4.
50.050
They felt that in the back row.
54.933
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 3-1-5-2-2.
1:00.267
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 12-7-8-3-9.
1:14.050
Look at the state of it.
1:20.050
Look at Slapper go.
1:24.592
They will not want to see that again.
1:31.783
That has come off.
1:37.133
There is nothing left of it.
1:43.825
That is a long way off the ground.
1:48.342
Extraordinary scenes.
1:54.025
That was always going to happen.
2:04.625
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:12.117
They felt that in the back row.
2:20.050
Big Randy is on the move.
2:24.625
They felt that in the back row.
2:30.050
It is unravelling for Big Randy.
2:36.000
Look at the state of it.
2:40.292
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:46.533
That is a long way off the ground.
2:55.058
Look at the state of it.
2:57.892
This is the last of it.
3:06.975
That is a long way off the ground.
3:11.567
Oh, that is a big one.
3:17.967
That is real damage.
3:19.467
And that is Pilot Light finished.
3:21.058
Here comes Chunk.
3:24.058
Chunk wins the derby.
3:27.183
That is Big Randy taking Slapper with them.
3:35.717
Stubbs is losing bits.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Chunk 22.950 Chunk 22.950
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 49.650 Thick Rick 24.959
The Hairpin Clay Chunk 1:14.092 Chunk 24.442
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:43.167 The Coaster 24.950
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:04.625 Chunk 21.458
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:31.100 Damp Kevin 25.542
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:57.892 The Coaster 24.500
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:24.058 Chunk 26.166
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 28 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
211 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 10-3-7-2-1.
11.08
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
214 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-9-7-12-14.
84.71
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
215 starts, 38 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-4-14-4-7.
2.62
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
231 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-3-1-5-3.
2.05
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-13-16-8-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
221 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-14-16-12-7.
153.40
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-15-15-9-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-12-8-14-12.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
217 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-12-9-3-6.
35.58
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
211 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-5-3-12.
27.89
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
187 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 16-11-14-2-8.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
229 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-9-6-10-5.
34.22
8
Slapper The Pucks
208 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-13-10-1-10.
78.60
3
The Coaster The Pucks
214 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-4-4-7-9.
25.91
2
Squish The Soft Boys
217 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 11-13-15-15-9.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
214 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-10-10-5-13.
92.37

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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