Derby · Season 9 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:29.625 | — | 12 | +11 | 41 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:31.400 | +1.78 | 10 | +8 | 57 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:44.450 | +14.83 | 3 | 0 | 49 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:53.167 | +23.54 | 6 | +2 | 59 | 10.6 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +6 | 39 | 11.6 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +8 | 24 | 12.1 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +6 | 28 | 11.1 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +7 | 26 | 11.1 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 29 | 11.6 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -3 | 21 | 10.3 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 29 | 10.2 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 17 | 10.5 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -9 | 17 | 9.8 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -13 | 13 | 10.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 12 | 10.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 13 | 10.0 |
1.592
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-6-13-4-4.
7.075
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-8-1-1.
11.933
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 6-5-4-4-4.
16.242
Yolk is airborne!
20.800
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
25.575
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
29.792
Radiator will not take much more. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-6-7.
31.292
Radiator is out, and Big Randy did it. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-6-7.
35.717
And that is Yolk finished.
39.917
That has come off.
47.158
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
51.725
That is real damage.
53.225
That is Custard taking Crooked Pete with them.
54.725
That is Custard taking The Heel with them.
56.225
Big Randy will not be back.
57.725
That is Butter Bean taking The Kidney with them.
1:05.583
That is a long way off the ground.
1:10.800
That has come off.
1:17.050
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:22.092
Crawlspace is out.
1:28.750
The Coaster takes the lead.
1:33.300
That has come off.
1:37.900
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:41.283
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:45.075
Slapper is out.
1:49.492
The Coaster is airborne!
1:57.733
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.950
Stubbs is losing bits.
2:07.692
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.075
Up it goes.
2:20.850
That has come off.
2:25.242
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:40.725
That has come off.
2:44.958
You do not see that every day.
2:51.700
You do not see that every day.
2:58.308
Gravy is in trouble.
3:02.792
Last lap.
3:05.525
That is Butter Bean taking Gravy with them.
3:10.500
Stubbs goes to the front.
3:21.600
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
3:26.625
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:29.625
The Lieutenant takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 21.075 | The Coaster 21.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 45.150 | Gravy 22.441 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:06.933 | Gravy 20.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:33.642 | Stubbs 21.317 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:53.192 | Gravy 19.334 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:16.508 | Stubbs 21.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:40.792 | The Lieutenant 23.166 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:02.792 | Gravy 22.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:29.625 | The Lieutenant 20.908 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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