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Derby · Season 9 · Round 9

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:49.625 — 14 +13 15 11.3
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:52.975 +3.35 13 +11 18 10.9
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:58.208 +8.58 12 +9 17 11.1
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:08.525 +18.90 11 +7 21 10.7
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:11.758 +22.13 9 +4 24 10.8
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:18.108 +28.48 10 +4 31 10.5
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:25.883 +36.26 2 -5 10 9.8
— The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -4 11 9.0
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -6 11 9.5
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -9 12 9.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 18 10.1
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -7 12 10.1
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 21 10.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 11 9.9
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 11 9.9
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -9 12 9.5
3.075
The Lieutenant is airborne!
9.775
Thick Rick is airborne!
18.558
There goes a piece of Squish.
26.033
Wide Load is airborne!
30.333
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-4-4.
36.000
Absolute carnage.
40.875
Yolk leaves something behind.
48.467
Squish leaves something behind.
53.433
Up it goes.
57.717
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-4-3.
1:02.392
They felt that in the back row.
1:08.517
Extraordinary scenes.
1:14.025
That has come off.
1:23.808
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-8.
1:28.400
Refried Ron leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-15-7-8-9.
1:37.042
It is coming apart now. Recent finishes: 16-7-6-5-6.
1:41.325
It is coming apart now.
1:45.850
That has come off.
1:47.350
Big Randy has put Radiator out.
1:51.692
Yolk will not be back.
1:57.167
Look at the state of it.
2:03.092
That has come off.
2:07.950
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:12.417
Gravy is airborne!
2:19.058
Absolute carnage.
2:26.442
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:28.333
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:32.558
Look at the state of it.
2:34.058
Last lap.
2:35.558
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:39.925
Gravy is losing bits.
2:44.342
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:46.625
The Coaster is coming to the flag.
2:49.625
The Coaster wins the derby.
2:53.925
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:58.525
The Heel leaves something behind.
3:05.975
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Squish 18.550 Squish 18.550
Smooth Descent Slick Gravy 35.600 Gravy 16.200
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 50.892 The Coaster 14.925
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:07.367 The Lieutenant 16.183
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:24.158 Wide Load 16.459
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:41.400 Wide Load 15.925
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:58.642 Wide Load 14.866
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:16.933 The Lieutenant 16.850
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:33.083 The Coaster 16.150
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:49.625 The Coaster 16.542
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 17 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
195 starts, 11 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 7-4-1-10-10.
21.64
7
Long John The Noodles
211 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-15-4-2-5.
23.68
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
198 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-5-10-3.
3.99
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
181 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-2-3-2-6.
13.40
5
Refried Ron The Beans
204 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 8-16-16-12-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
198 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-3-4-10-11.
68.24
4
Radiator Basement Heat
220 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-14-14-8-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
186 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-11-11-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
194 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-9-2-3-4.
17.82
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
203 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-4-9-14-12.
41.03
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
211 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-3-9-7-4.
10.43
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
199 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-16-3-8-13.
8.97
4
Wide Load The Pucks
209 starts, 40 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-8-6-8-1.
2.56
3
The Coaster The Pucks
197 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-13-4-6-11.
32.64
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-16-12-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
196 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 10-14-15-1-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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