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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Tube Sock wins at The Mezzanine

Tube Sock took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Lieutenant finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 58.600 — 3 +2 4 4.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 56.592 — 11 +9 0 9.7
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 55.758 — 13 +10 2 10.0
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 42.717 — 2 -2 1 14.4
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 41.417 — 7 +2 2 16.0
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 37.942 — 8 +2 0 18.3
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 37.258 — 9 +2 1 17.9
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 28.817 — 16 +8 2 17.7
9 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 27.642 — 1 -8 3 22.6
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 24.217 — 10 0 4 18.6
11 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 20.575 — 4 -7 2 19.7
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 20.158 — 6 -6 2 18.0
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.125 — 14 +1 1 18.3
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 14.208 — 5 -9 0 18.7
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 11.533 — 12 -3 3 19.3
16 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 11.283 — 15 -1 3 19.6
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.975
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 1-4-5-11-8.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
11.283
Tender Greg is gone.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
12.683
That is Old Gristle finished.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.208
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
15.258
There goes another one.
16.708
There goes another one.
17.817
Slapper is sliding. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-2-1.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.125
Slapper is gone.
20.917
Another panel gone.
21.525
Butter Bean is gone. Recent finishes: 13-8-7-7-16.
22.275
Another panel gone.
22.925
The Heel is gone. Recent finishes: 7-6-8-7-11.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.325
In goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-8.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
27.642
In goes Floppy Joe.
28.775
There goes another one.
29.042
In goes Squish.
30.017
Another panel gone.
31.242
Another panel gone.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.642
Extraordinary scenes.
34.817
You do not see that every day.
34.833
Not long left for anybody.
35.983
Less of it every time you look.
37.125
Another panel gone.
37.258
Thick Rick is gone.
38.250
Another panel gone.
38.658
In goes The Unit.
39.367
Look at the state of it.
40.467
Less of it every time you look.
41.417
Pilot Light is gone.
41.558
Less of it every time you look.
42.633
There goes another one.
42.817
Crooked Pete goes in.
43.692
Another panel gone.
44.742
Another panel gone.
45.775
Another panel gone.
46.800
Well, that was always going to happen.
47.808
Less of it every time you look.
48.808
They will not want to see that again.
49.792
There goes another one.
50.775
Another panel gone.
51.733
There goes another one.
52.692
There goes another one.
53.642
The floor is getting smaller.
54.575
Extraordinary scenes.
55.500
There goes another one.
55.758
In goes Wide Load.
56.408
And it all goes wrong.
57.158
Two left.
57.317
Less of it every time you look.
58.558
The Lieutenant is gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Crooked Pete 37.125 Crooked Pete 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Tube Sock 53.642 Tube Sock 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 11 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
197 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-3-11-12-6.
16.64
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
163 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-9-8-8-13.
21.33
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
158 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-10-5-1-8.
12.32
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
177 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-4-16-4-12.
26.85
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
173 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-11-16-13-15.
49.37
22
Butter Bean The Beans
171 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-9-7-6-12.
12.35
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
170 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-1-2-10-8.
9.44
1
The Unit Basement Heat
176 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-3-2-2-7.
8.48
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
182 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-16-8-7-3.
10.79
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
169 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-2-6-3-6.
13.55
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
164 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-1-4-15-7.
7.75
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
182 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-5-5-9-10.
13.32
4
Wide Load The Pucks
188 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-6-1-3-9.
8.88
8
Slapper The Pucks
173 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-4-9-15-16.
34.08
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
177 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-16-6-16-13.
41.00
2
Squish The Soft Boys
183 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-4-12-12-11.
19.07

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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