Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 8 · Round 12

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Honey Mustard wins at The Decking

Honey Mustard took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1:15.858 9 +8 0 0.8
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1:15.858 10 +8 0 2.8
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1:15.858 2 -1 0 2.4
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:06.600 14 +10 6 5.3
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1:01.833 6 +1 0 9.2
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 59.950 11 +5 0 10.0
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 53.000 3 -4 6 13.0
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 45.467 8 0 4 15.7
9 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 43.200 1 -8 5 16.7
10 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 39.800 15 +5 5 18.0
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 38.658 12 +1 7 18.1
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 37.042 13 +1 6 18.2
13 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 35.867 4 -9 12 18.2
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 25.283 5 -9 4 17.9
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 21.700 7 -8 6 18.2
16 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 18.808 16 0 8 18.1
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 11-5-7-3-14.
7.000
There goes another one.
8.725
Less of it every time you look.
10.417
It is chaos out there.
12.075
Another panel gone.
13.708
That is the sport, right there.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.892
Another panel gone.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
18.808
Custard goes in.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
21.475
You do not see that every day.
21.700
The Unit is gone.
22.950
There goes another one.
24.400
They will not want to see that again.
25.067
Nowhere left for Sweaty Gerald to go.
25.833
Another panel gone.
26.467
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
27.242
Less of it every time you look.
28.633
Oh dear.
30.000
Absolute carnage.
30.150
Nowhere left for Tube Sock to go. Recent finishes: 8-3-5-4-6.
31.350
Extraordinary scenes.
32.675
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
33.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
35.275
There goes another one.
35.867
That is Tube Sock finished.
36.550
And it all goes wrong.
37.267
Slapper goes in. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-1-2.
37.808
There goes another one.
38.667
The Lieutenant goes in. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-15.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
40.067
In goes Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 4-7-9-4-4.
40.275
You do not see that every day.
41.475
Another panel gone.
42.667
You do not see that every day.
43.200
That is Crooked Pete finished.
43.850
It is chaos out there.
45.008
Look at the state of it.
45.467
That is Crawlspace finished.
46.158
Another panel gone.
47.292
Less of it every time you look.
48.408
It is chaos out there.
49.517
The floor is getting smaller.
50.608
Less of it every time you look.
51.692
The floor is getting smaller.
52.758
There goes another one.
53.000
Damp Kevin goes in.
53.817
The floor is getting smaller.
54.858
There goes another one.
55.892
Extraordinary scenes.
56.917
The floor is getting smaller.
57.925
There goes another one.
58.925
Another panel gone.
59.908
That is the sport, right there.
59.950
Old Gristle is gone.
1:00.892
Another panel gone.
1:01.833
In goes Refried Ron.
1:01.858
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:06.600
That is Wide Load finished.
1:15.858
Honey Mustard takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Crooked Pete 40.275 Crooked Pete 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Big Randy 57.925 Big Randy 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 12 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
166 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-14-4-14-9.
23.15
1
Big Randy The Noodles
164 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-15-1-15-3.
22.05
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
166 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-9-3-12-12.
9.17
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
161 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-9-1-10-10.
7.71
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
177 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-13-7-14-13.
50.09
5
Refried Ron The Beans
192 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-1-8-16-5.
28.27
1
The Unit Basement Heat
180 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-16-10-6-8.
33.42
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
194 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 10-10-16-5-1.
10.99
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
172 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-11-10-14-2.
17.14
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
156 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 14-16-10-16-15.
49.16
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
185 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-5-15-6-5.
11.87
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
166 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-2-6-1-4.
7.40
8
Slapper The Pucks
175 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-13-15-4-9.
43.21
4
Wide Load The Pucks
192 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-3-3-3-13.
7.55
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
181 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-2-8-16-14.
18.44
21
Custard The Soft Boys
169 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-2-6-9-3.
7.77

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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