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Floor · Season 8 · Round 15

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Tube Sock wins at The Balcony

Tube Sock took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Big Randy finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 46.192 — 3 +2 0 16.4
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 44.417 — 1 -1 0 17.1
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 27.342 — 9 +6 2 19.3
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 17.900 — 11 +7 0 19.0
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 14.658 — 5 0 0 19.8
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 14.617 — 2 -4 1 19.1
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 12.608 — 13 +6 1 18.6
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 12.500 — 14 +6 1 18.6
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 12.400 — 8 -1 1 18.7
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 10.700 — 4 -6 0 21.1
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10.592 — 7 -4 0 19.4
12 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 10.550 — 16 +4 0 19.3
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10.442 — 6 -7 1 19.2
14 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 10.158 — 15 +1 0 19.1
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9.458 — 10 -5 0 18.9
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 8.900 — 12 -4 1 18.8
0.000
The floor is live.
5.325
Nowhere left for Chunk to go.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.900
That is Chunk finished.
9.700
Less of it every time you look.
10.300
Lil Nugget is gone.
11.250
Another panel gone.
11.700
Custard goes in.
12.775
Less of it every time you look.
13.100
In goes Refried Ron.
14.283
Another panel gone.
14.500
That is Tender Greg finished. Recent finishes: 13-2-4-7-9.
15.758
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
15.900
Pilot Light is gone.
17.208
That is the sport, right there.
17.300
That is The Heel finished. Recent finishes: 9-5-7-10-8.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
18.700
Crawlspace goes in. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-8-10.
20.042
There goes another one.
20.100
In goes Slapper.
21.417
Another panel gone.
21.500
Puck Yeah goes in.
22.775
The floor is getting smaller.
22.900
That is Long John finished. Recent finishes: 5-4-5-12-7.
24.117
The floor is getting smaller.
24.300
The Kidney goes in.
25.433
Less of it every time you look.
25.700
That is Old Gristle finished. Recent finishes: 1-4-2-1-4.
26.733
The floor is getting smaller.
27.342
In goes Stubbs.
28.017
There goes another one.
28.742
One panel each.
29.275
There goes another one.
30.517
Well, that was always going to happen.
31.742
Another panel gone.
32.950
Less of it every time you look.
34.142
Another panel gone.
35.108
Absolute carnage.
35.317
Oh dear.
36.483
The floor is getting smaller.
37.625
Less of it every time you look.
38.750
It is chaos out there.
39.867
The floor is getting smaller.
40.967
There goes another one.
42.058
Another panel gone.
43.133
You do not see that every day.
44.192
The floor is getting smaller.
44.417
Big Randy is gone.
45.242
And it all goes wrong.
46.192
Tube Sock is gone.
46.275
Another panel gone.
47.300
The floor is getting smaller.
48.200
It is Tube Sock!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Big Randy 37.625 Big Randy 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
164 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-15-1-15-3.
20.03
7
Long John The Noodles
172 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-8-2-15-15.
35.23
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
164 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-12-1-1-9.
12.56
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
179 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-11-11-4-16.
37.59
6
The Kidney The Beans
157 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 3-1-8-13-3.
7.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans
192 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-1-8-16-5.
25.46
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
174 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-3-7-5-10.
9.66
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
194 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 10-10-16-5-1.
13.54
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
185 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-6-4-3-15.
10.29
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
159 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-6-11-14-16.
47.42
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
187 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-5-4-5-15.
8.15
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
176 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-13-3-5-11.
35.44
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
165 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-9-1-2-12.
21.07
8
Slapper The Pucks
177 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-4-8-13-15.
23.84
21
Custard The Soft Boys
169 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-2-6-9-3.
5.60
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
182 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-7-2-8-16.
14.13

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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