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Floor · Season 8 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Patio

Gravy took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 12 +11 0 2.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 13 +11 0 0.8
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 10 +7 0 2.9
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 51.025 — 16 +12 0 11.3
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 50.175 — 5 0 1 11.8
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 49.675 — 9 +3 17 13.3
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 49.292 — 11 +4 15 12.0
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 46.617 — 2 -6 4 13.1
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 45.642 — 7 -2 0 13.9
10 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 43.075 — 1 -9 14 15.1
11 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 40.750 — 4 -7 3 15.4
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 30.500 — 15 +3 6 18.7
13 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 29.508 — 3 -10 5 15.4
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 29.383 — 6 -8 6 19.2
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 28.142 — 8 -7 12 18.7
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 14.467 — 14 -2 6 17.7
0.000
The floor is live.
5.367
Chunk is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 2-7-1-1-2.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
10.817
Nowhere left for Puck Yeah to go. Recent finishes: 1-8-1-2-14.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.467
Puck Yeah goes in. Recent finishes: 1-8-1-2-14.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.142
Radiator goes in.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.542
The Kidney goes in. Recent finishes: 7-6-7-6-5.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
30.942
That is Damp Kevin finished. Recent finishes: 5-8-5-15-8.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
32.342
That is Custard finished.
33.075
Another panel gone.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
36.300
Another panel gone.
37.350
That is the sport, right there.
38.383
Another panel gone.
39.400
There goes another one.
39.642
That is as close as it gets.
40.408
The floor is getting smaller.
41.042
The Heel is gone.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.075
That is Crooked Pete finished.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
45.275
And it all goes wrong.
45.642
That is Crawlspace finished.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
47.042
Big Randy is gone.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
48.058
That is the sport, right there.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.292
Chunk is gone.
49.867
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
50.692
That is Stubbs finished.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.092
Refried Ron is gone.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.358
You do not see that every day.
53.492
In goes Yolk.
54.208
Less of it every time you look.
1:08.208
It is Gravy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
169 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-2-16-11-14.
19.44
1
Big Randy The Noodles
164 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-15-1-15-3.
22.46
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
166 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-9-3-12-12.
9.99
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
179 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-11-11-4-16.
35.76
5
Refried Ron The Beans
193 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-14-1-8-16.
14.01
6
The Kidney The Beans
157 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 3-1-8-13-3.
6.68
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
194 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 10-10-16-5-1.
14.18
4
Radiator Basement Heat
154 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-7-10-11-5.
20.21
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
185 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-6-4-3-15.
10.03
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
173 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-9-11-10-14.
28.78
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
177 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-11-13-3-5.
31.08
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
175 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-14-15-14-4.
18.96
4
Wide Load The Pucks
194 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-16-6-3-3.
10.33
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
166 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-14-9-1-2.
12.75
21
Custard The Soft Boys
169 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-2-6-9-3.
8.06
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
166 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-10-15-4-13.
17.76

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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