Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 8 · Round 20

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Old Gristle wins at The Decking

Old Gristle took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1:15.858 12 +11 0 0.8
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1:15.858 16 +14 0 2.6
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1:15.858 4 +1 1 2.9
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 59.933 15 +11 0 9.9
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 54.325 3 -2 0 12.0
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 51.508 5 -1 8 14.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 50.733 11 +4 10 12.8
8 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 45.475 14 +6 5 15.8
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 37.042 13 +4 7 18.3
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 35.867 7 -3 11 18.2
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 35.608 8 -3 2 19.9
12 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 30.625 10 -2 5 18.1
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 23.892 6 -7 5 17.5
14 Long John NOO The Noodles 21.750 2 -12 5 19.0
15 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 20.358 1 -14 7 18.5
16 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 18.758 9 -7 8 18.2
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 4-10-5-8-5.
7.000
The floor is getting smaller.
8.725
Another panel gone.
10.417
There goes another one.
12.075
Less of it every time you look.
13.708
There goes another one.
15.317
Another panel gone.
16.192
Honey Mustard is right on the edge.
16.892
Less of it every time you look.
18.442
There goes another one.
18.758
Honey Mustard goes in.
19.975
Another panel gone.
20.358
Big Randy is gone.
21.475
Absolute carnage.
21.758
Long John is gone.
22.950
Another panel gone.
23.892
Refried Ron goes in.
24.400
They will not want to see that again.
25.833
There goes another one.
27.242
The floor is getting smaller.
28.633
Another panel gone.
29.958
Nowhere left for Stubbs to go. Recent finishes: 2-6-4-8-3.
30.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
31.350
Less of it every time you look.
31.358
In goes Stubbs.
32.675
Another panel gone.
33.983
No idea what happened there.
35.275
That is the sport, right there.
35.608
In goes Radiator. Recent finishes: 5-11-9-4-8.
36.550
Another panel gone.
37.008
Crawlspace is gone. Recent finishes: 7-8-7-6-4.
37.808
Another panel gone.
38.408
That is The Coaster finished. Recent finishes: 1-8-1-2-1.
39.050
Look at the state of it.
40.275
Another panel gone.
41.475
Look at the state of it.
42.667
The floor is getting smaller.
43.850
There goes another one.
45.008
Another panel gone.
45.475
Puck Yeah is gone.
46.158
Well, that was always going to happen.
47.292
There goes another one.
48.408
Another panel gone.
49.517
Another panel gone.
50.608
There goes another one.
50.717
Look at the state of it.
51.692
They will not want to see that again.
52.117
In goes Gravy.
52.758
No idea what happened there.
53.517
In goes Butter Bean.
53.817
Another panel gone.
54.858
That is the sport, right there.
54.917
That is The Heel finished.
55.892
The floor is getting smaller.
56.917
Another panel gone.
57.925
Less of it every time you look.
58.925
The floor is getting smaller.
59.908
Another panel gone.
59.933
Tender Greg is gone.
1:00.892
The floor is getting smaller.
1:01.858
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:15.858
Old Gristle takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber The Heel 40.275 The Heel 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Damp Kevin 57.925 Damp Kevin 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 28 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
166 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-15-13-15-1.
19.26
7
Long John The Noodles
174 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-6-13-8-2.
32.08
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
181 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-5-13-11-11.
43.05
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
167 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-4-9-3-12.
8.96
22
Butter Bean The Beans
179 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-8-1-3-1.
15.00
5
Refried Ron The Beans
194 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-4-14-1-8.
14.90
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
198 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-5-2-4-10.
6.91
4
Radiator Basement Heat
154 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-7-10-11-5.
17.83
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
177 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-15-11-13-16.
23.77
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
188 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-13-16-11-6.
22.46
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
175 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-14-15-14-4.
22.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
191 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-4-10-8-4.
9.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
169 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-2-14-12-16.
19.07
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
168 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-3-2-14-9.
5.45
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
186 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-8-9-14-7.
16.71
21
Custard The Soft Boys
171 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-11-7-2-6.
18.51

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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