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Floor · Season 8 · Round 41

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Coaster wins at The Mezzanine

The Coaster took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Yolk finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 58.750 — 13 +12 4 4.1
2 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 56.742 — 15 +13 1 9.6
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 55.933 — 2 -1 0 10.3
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 55.817 — 4 0 4 10.8
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 37.875 — 8 +3 0 18.3
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 36.850 — 1 -5 1 17.7
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 31.908 — 6 -1 1 17.5
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 27.467 — 11 +3 3 19.2
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 24.217 — 12 +3 4 18.8
10 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 23.650 — 3 -7 3 19.8
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 20.533 — 7 -4 1 18.9
12 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 20.500 — 10 -2 1 18.9
13 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 20.217 — 9 -4 7 18.6
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 18.392 — 5 -9 6 17.6
15 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 11.467 — 14 -1 2 19.2
16 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 11.317 — 16 0 2 19.0
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.983
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
11.317
That is Squish finished.
12.275
Another panel gone.
12.717
That is Wide Load finished. Recent finishes: 1-1-6-1-2.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.708
Another panel gone.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
18.392
Butter Bean is gone. Recent finishes: 7-5-7-12-6.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.217
Thick Rick goes in.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.617
In goes Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-3-3.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.017
That is The Unit finished. Recent finishes: 4-10-4-5-1.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.417
That is Tube Sock finished.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
25.817
In goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-2-2.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.467
The Lieutenant is gone.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
30.775
Sweaty Gerald is in trouble here.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
32.175
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
32.450
The floor is getting smaller.
33.642
You do not see that every day.
34.817
Look at the state of it.
35.767
Absolute carnage.
35.983
Another panel gone.
37.125
Another panel gone.
37.167
Big Randy goes in.
38.250
Another panel gone.
38.567
Crawlspace is gone.
39.367
Look at the state of it.
40.467
Less of it every time you look.
41.558
Less of it every time you look.
42.633
There goes another one.
43.692
Less of it every time you look.
44.742
Less of it every time you look.
45.775
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
46.800
There goes another one.
47.808
Another panel gone.
48.808
There goes another one.
49.792
The floor is getting smaller.
50.775
Well, that was always going to happen.
51.733
The floor is getting smaller.
52.692
The floor is getting smaller.
53.642
There goes another one.
54.575
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.500
The floor is getting smaller.
55.817
The Heel goes in.
56.408
Look at the state of it.
57.217
Crooked Pete is gone.
57.317
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
58.617
One panel each.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Crooked Pete 37.125 Crooked Pete 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Crooked Pete 53.642 Crooked Pete 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
180 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-15-9-14-11.
34.51
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
180 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-10-10-16-6.
15.06
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
178 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-13-16-3-5.
21.88
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
193 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-7-15-10-13.
23.03
22
Butter Bean The Beans
191 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-1-16-9-8.
8.67
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
193 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-7-10-11-13.
11.98
1
The Unit Basement Heat
191 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-5-14-3-15.
13.86
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
208 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 16-3-5-12-10.
21.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
196 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-11-12-13-2.
16.59
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
171 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-11-4-4-15.
14.37
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
179 starts, 24 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-1-12-12-5.
9.67
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
203 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-4-11-10-11.
15.86
3
The Coaster The Pucks
182 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 13-1-16-8-11.
22.25
4
Wide Load The Pucks
204 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-7-7-7-4.
4.60
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
177 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-7-14-10-13.
31.61
2
Squish The Soft Boys
197 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-6-14-3-9.
21.07

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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