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Floor · Season 8 · Round 47

The Conservatory

The Conservatory · The Conservatory · 31 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch Fast lava
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Custard wins at The Conservatory

Custard took The Conservatory for the The Soft Boys. Tube Sock finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 53.508 — 15 +14 0 1.7
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 51.500 — 3 +1 4 18.5
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 45.875 — 11 +8 2 18.4
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 40.250 — 10 +6 3 20.2
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 40.208 — 8 +3 4 20.3
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 34.633 — 13 +7 7 20.1
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 33.767 — 14 +7 3 20.0
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 24.017 — 1 -7 1 20.6
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 16.767 — 9 0 4 21.1
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 13.967 — 16 +6 2 20.8
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 11.767 — 12 +1 2 22.2
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 9.850 — 7 -5 0 19.8
13 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9.625 — 2 -11 1 20.8
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 9.592 — 6 -8 2 20.9
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9.433 — 5 -10 2 21.9
16 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8.933 — 4 -12 2 18.7
0.000
The floor is live.
5.633
No idea what happened there.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.392
Less of it every time you look.
8.767
Another panel gone.
8.933
That is The Heel finished. Recent finishes: 5-15-7-3-8.
10.125
Look at the state of it.
10.333
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
11.467
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
11.733
In goes Refried Ron.
12.800
There goes another one.
13.133
That is Big Randy finished.
14.117
You do not see that every day.
14.533
Crawlspace goes in. Recent finishes: 13-5-6-8-4.
15.425
Another panel gone.
15.933
Old Gristle is gone. Recent finishes: 2-8-2-4-2.
16.717
The floor is getting smaller.
17.333
Yolk is gone.
18.000
Less of it every time you look.
18.733
Thick Rick goes in.
19.267
Another panel gone.
20.517
The floor is getting smaller.
21.758
Another panel gone.
22.992
There goes another one.
24.017
Crooked Pete is gone.
24.217
Look at the state of it.
25.425
The floor is getting smaller.
26.617
Extraordinary scenes.
27.808
Less of it every time you look.
28.983
Less of it every time you look.
30.033
How is that still up there?
30.150
The floor is getting smaller.
31.300
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
32.450
Oh dear.
33.583
The floor is getting smaller.
33.767
In goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-6.
34.708
Less of it every time you look.
35.167
In goes Puck Yeah.
35.825
Less of it every time you look.
36.925
There goes another one.
38.025
And it all goes wrong.
39.108
Another panel gone.
40.192
Less of it every time you look.
40.208
That is Radiator finished. Recent finishes: 7-5-13-4-4.
41.258
Another panel gone.
41.608
In goes Stubbs.
42.317
Less of it every time you look.
43.375
Another panel gone.
44.417
There goes another one.
44.858
Nowhere left for Chunk to go.
45.450
There goes another one.
46.258
Chunk is gone.
46.475
There goes another one.
47.500
Less of it every time you look.
47.658
Down to the last two.
48.508
It is chaos out there.
49.508
Less of it every time you look.
50.508
There goes another one.
51.500
Another panel gone.
51.500
That is Tube Sock finished.
52.475
Less of it every time you look.
53.450
Another panel gone.
53.508
Custard is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Tube Sock 43.375 Tube Sock 43.375
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 16
2 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 14
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 12
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 10
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 8
6 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 6
7 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 4
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
184 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-11-11-2-4.
17.14
1
Big Randy The Noodles
182 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-6-15-15-9.
19.52
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
179 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-12-13-16-3.
12.73
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
193 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-7-15-10-13.
16.61
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
196 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-5-16-1-7.
12.24
5
Refried Ron The Beans
206 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-5-14-8-13.
19.08
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
212 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-13-3-14-16.
11.38
4
Radiator Basement Heat
167 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-6-3-14-3.
19.39
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
200 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-15-8-9-9.
23.85
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
203 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-8-11-4-9.
14.75
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
191 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 1-6-13-5-11.
10.24
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
203 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-4-11-10-11.
13.57
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
182 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-16-4-7-16.
18.74
3
The Coaster The Pucks
186 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-7-3-2-13.
5.63
21
Custard The Soft Boys
193 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-4-16-4-7.
15.14
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
177 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-7-14-10-13.
25.07

Course preview

3 sections · 31 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The championship. Glass over the deepest pit on the network, with the lava climbing from the first minute. Nobody has ever outlasted it.

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