· Season 11 · Round 11
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8:24.706 | — | 6 | +5 | 36 | 13.7 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:34.622 | +9.92 | 10 | +8 | 29 | 14.2 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:43.545 | +18.84 | 3 | 0 | 40 | 14.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:05.989 | +41.28 | 1 | -3 | 25 | 17.8 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:10.445 | +45.74 | 4 | -1 | 34 | 14.2 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:25.133 | +60.43 | 7 | +1 | 34 | 13.5 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:35.750 | +71.04 | 14 | +7 | 37 | 13.1 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:44.760 | +80.05 | 11 | +3 | 52 | 17.6 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:49.156 | +84.45 | 9 | 0 | 32 | 13.3 |
| 10 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:51.677 | +86.97 | 8 | -2 | 40 | 13.2 |
| 11 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:52.662 | +87.96 | 13 | +2 | 40 | 13.0 |
| 12 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:56.221 | +91.52 | 12 | 0 | 37 | 14.7 |
| 13 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:58.367 | +93.66 | 15 | +2 | 34 | 16.1 |
| 14 | The Kidney | The Beans | 10:01.644 | +96.94 | 2 | -12 | 39 | 12.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:13.550 | +108.84 | 16 | +1 | 33 | 12.7 |
| 16 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 10:14.968 | +110.26 | 5 | -11 | 43 | 13.9 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.267
The lead changes hands. Thick Rick.
11.389
Thick Rick gets air. Recent finishes: 7-3-3-6-4.
14.822
You do not see that every day.
18.789
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
23.422
Thick Rick finds trouble. Averaging 17.3 contacts an event coming in.
27.500
And Gravy takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-2-2.
30.917
Long John gets air.
34.333
The lead changes hands. Yolk. Career record: 8 wins from 294, average finish 5.6.
37.867
And Tube Sock takes flight.
43.856
Yolk is completely off the deck.
47.283
Yolk gets air.
51.033
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-6-3-2-3.
54.528
Look at that.
58.061
Big air for Sweaty Gerald.
1:01.667
That is not going to help.
1:06.183
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:09.639
Absolute carnage.
1:13.978
Right into it goes The Lieutenant.
1:17.583
Yolk finds trouble.
1:21.461
No idea what happened there.
1:24.961
The Coaster gets air.
1:28.433
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:31.917
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:35.378
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:39.667
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:43.428
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:47.917
They will not want to see that again.
1:52.033
Big move from Lil Nugget.
1:56.806
Damp Kevin finds trouble.
2:01.328
You do not see that every day.
2:03.500
Here comes The Coaster.
2:06.500
It is The Coaster!
2:10.589
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
2:15.500
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:24.600
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Long John | 1.594 | Long John 1.594 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 5.100 | Gravy 3.022 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 7.339 | Thick Rick 2.239 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 10.461 | Puck Yeah 3.005 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Thick Rick | 12.317 | The Coaster 1.611 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Thick Rick | 19.311 | Thick Rick 6.994 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 22.022 | Thick Rick 2.711 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Thick Rick | 25.506 | Gravy 1.283 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 27.183 | Gravy 1.461 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 28.450 | Gravy 1.267 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Gravy | 29.844 | Lil Nugget 1.355 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 31.967 | Lil Nugget 1.317 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Yolk | 35.450 | The Coaster 1.878 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Yolk | 41.506 | The Coaster 5.139 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Yolk | 44.900 | The Lieutenant 3.256 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Yolk | 46.839 | The Coaster 1.822 |
| The Drops | Hard | Yolk | 48.617 | The Coaster 1.634 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Yolk | 50.733 | The Coaster 1.961 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 52.517 | Puck Yeah 1.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 54.867 | Puck Yeah 2.012 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Thick Rick | 56.539 | Gravy 1.455 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 59.167 | Yolk 1.811 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 1:01.083 | The Unit 0.550 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 1:12.111 | Puck Yeah 2.766 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 1:15.428 | Yolk 1.366 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 1:19.233 | Squish 1.672 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 1:20.933 | Squish 1.461 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Gravy | 1:22.589 | The Lieutenant 1.256 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Gravy | 1:25.206 | Puck Yeah 1.600 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Gravy | 1:26.294 | Puck Yeah 0.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 1:27.933 | Puck Yeah 1.250 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:29.989 | Puck Yeah 1.016 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:31.728 | Puck Yeah 1.700 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:33.556 | Puck Yeah 1.695 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:37.072 | The Coaster 3.516 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:40.839 | Thick Rick 3.450 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:42.978 | The Coaster 2.139 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:45.283 | Thick Rick 2.078 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:47.239 | The Coaster 1.956 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:50.822 | The Coaster 3.583 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:53.583 | Thick Rick 2.461 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:57.739 | Thick Rick 2.322 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Coaster | 2:00.439 | Thick Rick 2.244 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 2:04.183 | Thick Rick 1.100 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Coaster | 2:06.500 | Thick Rick 1.239 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 28 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 30 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
258 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-6-4-5-15.
105.54
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
285 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-2-10-1.
5.76
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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