Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 2

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Wide Load wins at Nan's Landing

Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:22.005 10 +9 34 13.7
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:35.128 +13.12 12 +10 38 13.9
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:40.028 +18.02 6 +3 35 13.6
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 8:49.483 +27.48 2 -2 38 13.1
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 8:57.472 +35.47 1 -4 27 14.4
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 9:16.033 +54.03 9 +3 45 12.9
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9:30.606 +68.60 15 +8 38 13.9
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:36.494 +74.49 13 +5 36 14.6
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:37.195 +75.19 11 +2 31 14.5
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 9:45.161 +83.16 16 +6 32 14.5
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 9:54.767 +92.76 5 -6 49 11.6
12 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 9:54.972 +92.97 8 -4 36 13.9
13 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 9:58.633 +96.63 7 -6 39 15.2
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10:05.078 +103.07 14 0 45 14.0
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 10:14.489 +112.48 3 -12 46 12.2
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 10:16.633 +114.63 4 -12 44 14.0
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 19.1 contacts an event coming in.
5.100
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 121 wins from 266, average finish 3.5.
11.000
Wide Load is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 16-1-2-8-1.
14.611
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-4.
18.067
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-15-7.
24.033
Pilot Light slips to the rear.
28.567
And Wide Load takes flight.
31.978
And Custard takes flight.
35.872
Up goes The Kidney.
39.289
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
43.111
No idea what happened there.
46.522
Up goes The Lieutenant.
51.033
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
54.683
You do not see that every day.
58.206
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:01.606
And Pilot Light takes flight.
1:05.122
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:12.033
That is the sport, right there.
1:16.061
That is a big one for Floppy Joe.
1:19.461
That is not going to help.
1:24.356
Right into it goes Wide Load.
1:28.033
Tender Greg is picking them off.
1:31.511
And it all goes wrong.
1:35.172
It is chaos out there.
1:38.661
The Kidney gets air.
1:42.661
You do not see that every day.
1:47.761
That is not going to help.
1:51.978
Puck Yeah gets hit hard.
1:56.350
Custard finds trouble.
1:58.450
Wide Load has it.
2:00.033
The Kidney is making ground.
2:03.433
It is Wide Load!
2:08.111
You do not see that every day.
2:12.794
That is the sport, right there.
2:18.072
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:21.961
Oh dear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Damp Kevin 1.594 Custard 1.589
Smooth Descent Carpet Wide Load 5.039 Butter Bean 3.089
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 7.267 Wide Load 2.228
Smooth Descent Carpet Wide Load 10.222 Wide Load 2.955
The Drops Carpet Wide Load 12.039 Puck Yeah 1.427
The Spiral Metal Puck Yeah 14.539 Puck Yeah 1.006
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 21.567 Wide Load 2.667
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 23.911 Custard 1.412
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 27.733 Custard 1.544
The Drops Metal Wide Load 29.406 Custard 1.472
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 30.911 The Lieutenant 1.466
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 32.339 The Lieutenant 1.328
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 34.361 The Lieutenant 1.895
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 39.733 Old Gristle 5.200
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 42.894 Wide Load 3.161
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 44.706 Wide Load 1.812
The Drops Hard Wide Load 46.344 Honey Mustard 1.600
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 48.417 Honey Mustard 1.989
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 49.861 Honey Mustard 1.350
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 52.628 Honey Mustard 2.406
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 54.128 Puck Yeah 1.400
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 56.422 Honey Mustard 1.700
The Spiral Metal Custard 1:01.289 Custard 0.689
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 1:08.256 Puck Yeah 2.711
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 1:11.156 Honey Mustard 1.255
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:14.578 Honey Mustard 1.389
The Drops Metal Wide Load 1:16.278 Honey Mustard 1.283
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 1:17.550 Honey Mustard 1.178
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 1:19.261 Puck Yeah 1.672
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 1:20.189 Wide Load 0.928
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:21.839 Honey Mustard 1.477
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:23.311 Honey Mustard 1.195
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:25.444 Honey Mustard 1.567
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:27.183 The Lieutenant 1.711
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:30.711 Puck Yeah 2.517
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:34.522 Puck Yeah 3.461
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 1:36.706 Puck Yeah 2.145
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:39.094 Honey Mustard 2.027
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 1:41.989 Honey Mustard 2.017
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 1:45.639 Wide Load 3.650
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:48.100 Wide Load 2.461
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 1:52.222 Stubbs 3.988
Final Sprint Carpet Wide Load 1:54.967 Wide Load 2.745
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:59.072 The Lieutenant 1.211
Exit Gate Carpet Wide Load 2:01.450 The Lieutenant 1.072
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-11-5-7.
42.25
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · HOME
257 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-4-5-15-7.
65.34
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
278 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-5-15-8.
54.08
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-8-11-5.
46.02
6
The Kidney The Beans
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-6-7-6.
91.02
22
Butter Bean The Beans
277 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-7-6-12.
53.58
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
279 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-14-7-8-16.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
279 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-4-8-12-7.
105.11
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
274 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-3.
7.22
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
274 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-8-3-11-3.
14.99
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
292 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-1-4.
3.97
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
283 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-10-1-3-2.
5.90
4
Wide Load The Pucks
266 starts, 121 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-2-8-1.
9.88
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
287 starts, 150 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-8-1-2.
4.00
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
291 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 14-3-4-2-4.
37.70
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 15-4-13-2-4.
75.58

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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