· Season 11 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Wide Load wins at Nan's Landing
Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:22.005 | — | 10 | +9 | 34 | 13.7 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:35.128 | +13.12 | 12 | +10 | 38 | 13.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:40.028 | +18.02 | 6 | +3 | 35 | 13.6 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:49.483 | +27.48 | 2 | -2 | 38 | 13.1 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:57.472 | +35.47 | 1 | -4 | 27 | 14.4 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:16.033 | +54.03 | 9 | +3 | 45 | 12.9 |
| 7 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:30.606 | +68.60 | 15 | +8 | 38 | 13.9 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:36.494 | +74.49 | 13 | +5 | 36 | 14.6 |
| 9 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:37.195 | +75.19 | 11 | +2 | 31 | 14.5 |
| 10 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:45.161 | +83.16 | 16 | +6 | 32 | 14.5 |
| 11 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:54.767 | +92.76 | 5 | -6 | 49 | 11.6 |
| 12 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:54.972 | +92.97 | 8 | -4 | 36 | 13.9 |
| 13 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:58.633 | +96.63 | 7 | -6 | 39 | 15.2 |
| 14 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:05.078 | +103.07 | 14 | 0 | 45 | 14.0 |
| 15 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 10:14.489 | +112.48 | 3 | -12 | 46 | 12.2 |
| 16 | The Kidney | The Beans | 10:16.633 | +114.63 | 4 | -12 | 44 | 14.0 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 19.1 contacts an event coming in.
5.100
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 121 wins from 266, average finish 3.5.
11.000
Wide Load is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 16-1-2-8-1.
14.611
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-4.
18.067
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-15-7.
24.033
Pilot Light slips to the rear.
28.567
And Wide Load takes flight.
31.978
And Custard takes flight.
35.872
Up goes The Kidney.
39.289
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
43.111
No idea what happened there.
46.522
Up goes The Lieutenant.
51.033
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
54.683
You do not see that every day.
58.206
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:01.606
And Pilot Light takes flight.
1:05.122
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:12.033
That is the sport, right there.
1:16.061
That is a big one for Floppy Joe.
1:19.461
That is not going to help.
1:24.356
Right into it goes Wide Load.
1:28.033
Tender Greg is picking them off.
1:31.511
And it all goes wrong.
1:35.172
It is chaos out there.
1:38.661
The Kidney gets air.
1:42.661
You do not see that every day.
1:47.761
That is not going to help.
1:51.978
Puck Yeah gets hit hard.
1:56.350
Custard finds trouble.
1:58.450
Wide Load has it.
2:00.033
The Kidney is making ground.
2:03.433
It is Wide Load!
2:08.111
You do not see that every day.
2:12.794
That is the sport, right there.
2:18.072
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:21.961
Oh dear.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Damp Kevin | 1.594 | Custard 1.589 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 5.039 | Butter Bean 3.089 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 7.267 | Wide Load 2.228 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 10.222 | Wide Load 2.955 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 12.039 | Puck Yeah 1.427 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Puck Yeah | 14.539 | Puck Yeah 1.006 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 21.567 | Wide Load 2.667 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 23.911 | Custard 1.412 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 27.733 | Custard 1.544 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 29.406 | Custard 1.472 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 30.911 | The Lieutenant 1.466 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 32.339 | The Lieutenant 1.328 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 34.361 | The Lieutenant 1.895 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 39.733 | Old Gristle 5.200 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 42.894 | Wide Load 3.161 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 44.706 | Wide Load 1.812 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 46.344 | Honey Mustard 1.600 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 48.417 | Honey Mustard 1.989 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 49.861 | Honey Mustard 1.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 52.628 | Honey Mustard 2.406 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 54.128 | Puck Yeah 1.400 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 56.422 | Honey Mustard 1.700 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Custard | 1:01.289 | Custard 0.689 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:08.256 | Puck Yeah 2.711 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:11.156 | Honey Mustard 1.255 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:14.578 | Honey Mustard 1.389 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:16.278 | Honey Mustard 1.283 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 1:17.550 | Honey Mustard 1.178 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 1:19.261 | Puck Yeah 1.672 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 1:20.189 | Wide Load 0.928 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:21.839 | Honey Mustard 1.477 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:23.311 | Honey Mustard 1.195 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:25.444 | Honey Mustard 1.567 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:27.183 | The Lieutenant 1.711 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:30.711 | Puck Yeah 2.517 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:34.522 | Puck Yeah 3.461 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:36.706 | Puck Yeah 2.145 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:39.094 | Honey Mustard 2.027 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:41.989 | Honey Mustard 2.017 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:45.639 | Wide Load 3.650 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:48.100 | Wide Load 2.461 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:52.222 | Stubbs 3.988 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:54.967 | Wide Load 2.745 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:59.072 | The Lieutenant 1.211 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 2:01.450 | The Lieutenant 1.072 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 22 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 31 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
257 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-4-5-15-7.
65.34
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
292 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-1-4.
3.97
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
283 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-10-1-3-2.
5.90
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · HOME
291 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 14-3-4-2-4.
37.70
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 15-4-13-2-4.
75.58
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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