· Season 11 · Round 23
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:03.861 | — | 1 | 0 | 36 | 15.1 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:54.527 | +50.67 | 3 | +1 | 47 | 13.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:04.578 | +60.72 | 4 | +1 | 42 | 13.5 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:32.000 | +88.14 | 13 | +9 | 47 | 12.9 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:35.589 | +91.73 | 10 | +5 | 45 | 13.4 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:55.583 | +111.72 | 11 | +5 | 43 | 11.9 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:02.428 | +118.57 | 12 | +5 | 50 | 11.9 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 10:05.800 | +121.94 | 6 | -2 | 45 | 11.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:14.329 | +130.47 | 5 | -4 | 36 | 17.8 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 10:15.556 | +131.70 | 14 | +4 | 58 | 11.4 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:16.367 | +132.51 | 16 | +5 | 45 | 12.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:17.473 | +133.61 | 2 | -10 | 37 | 15.0 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:24.944 | +141.08 | 8 | -5 | 42 | 11.0 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 10:28.133 | +144.27 | 15 | +1 | 33 | 14.2 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:46.429 | +162.57 | 7 | -8 | 42 | 14.1 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:50.400 | +166.54 | 9 | -7 | 47 | 10.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 21.6 contacts an event coming in.
4.867
The Coaster takes the lead.
10.628
Gravy takes a knock.
14.311
Tender Greg is airborne.
18.167
Squish gets air.
21.806
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
25.544
That is a big one for Pilot Light. Averaging 21.9 contacts an event coming in.
29.006
The Coaster is back in it.
34.106
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
39.822
That is a big one for The Coaster. Averaging 15.0 contacts an event coming in.
43.339
It is chaos out there.
48.750
Slapper finds trouble. Averaging 16.1 contacts an event coming in.
52.550
Slapper is airborne.
56.067
Tender Greg is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-4-5-8-5.
59.544
And it all goes wrong.
1:03.406
Big air for The Coaster.
1:07.783
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:11.211
Big air for Lil Nugget.
1:15.483
Big air for Lil Nugget.
1:18.944
Squish gets air.
1:22.378
Heavy contact for Honey Mustard.
1:27.033
It is chaos out there.
1:30.489
Pilot Light gets air.
1:35.917
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:39.811
Tender Greg gets air.
1:43.617
Honey Mustard has gone over the side.
1:47.167
Big air for The Coaster.
1:50.594
Up goes Tender Greg.
1:54.344
The Coaster finds trouble.
1:58.011
Look at that.
2:01.567
Crawlspace finds trouble.
2:02.650
The Lieutenant has it.
2:05.222
That is not going to help.
2:08.622
Slapper takes it.
2:12.322
Second Sock is completely off the deck.
2:16.033
You do not see that every day.
2:22.706
Oh dear.
2:30.200
Crooked Pete takes a knock.
2:34.094
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Crawlspace | 1.561 | Crawlspace 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 4.911 | The Lieutenant 2.861 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 7.378 | The Lieutenant 2.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 10.556 | Slapper 2.905 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 12.239 | Slapper 1.639 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 13.500 | The Coaster 1.261 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 15.111 | The Coaster 1.611 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 15.889 | The Coaster 0.778 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 17.144 | The Coaster 1.255 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 20.489 | Honey Mustard 1.372 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 22.339 | Honey Mustard 1.850 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 24.239 | Slapper 1.623 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 27.489 | The Lieutenant 3.205 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 32.083 | Slapper 3.622 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 34.356 | Slapper 2.178 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 36.983 | The Coaster 1.928 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 39.133 | The Coaster 1.872 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 43.283 | Slapper 3.727 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 46.256 | Slapper 2.878 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 50.406 | The Coaster 3.406 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 52.972 | Slapper 2.394 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 55.828 | The Coaster 2.811 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:01.806 | The Lieutenant 3.967 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:05.061 | Slapper 3.206 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 1:06.928 | Slapper 1.688 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:08.700 | Slapper 1.523 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:09.989 | Slapper 1.150 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:11.933 | Slapper 1.611 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:13.228 | Slapper 0.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:15.511 | Slapper 1.272 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:17.206 | Slapper 1.117 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:19.467 | The Coaster 1.611 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:20.900 | Slapper 1.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:24.589 | The Coaster 2.323 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:27.350 | The Coaster 2.061 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:29.683 | The Coaster 2.289 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 1:32.722 | The Coaster 1.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:34.889 | The Coaster 2.094 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 1:35.800 | The Coaster 0.900 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:37.550 | The Coaster 1.506 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:39.806 | The Coaster 1.789 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:41.356 | The Coaster 1.311 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:43.550 | The Coaster 1.956 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:50.389 | The Coaster 2.333 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:53.833 | Squish 3.217 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:57.778 | Gravy 2.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 2:00.439 | The Kidney 2.539 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | The Lieutenant | 2:03.372 | The Coaster 2.422 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:04.517 | The Coaster 1.006 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | The Lieutenant | 2:05.650 | The Coaster 0.883 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Soft Boys | 9 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 12 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 26 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
289 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-14-5-16-8.
196.54
6
The Kidney
The Beans · HOME
292 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 10-5-5-14-8.
154.17
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
289 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-6-7-7-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
289 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-6-7-3-7.
52.54
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
281 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-15-6-3.
12.39
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · HOME
294 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-7-3-6-3.
11.69
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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