Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 35

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Honey Mustard finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:40.817 10 +9 37 14.7
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:51.061 +10.24 11 +9 46 14.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:10.167 +29.35 2 -1 43 14.8
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:18.083 +37.27 9 +5 49 14.6
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:30.772 +49.96 3 -2 42 14.3
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:34.784 +53.97 15 +9 41 13.2
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:35.067 +54.25 13 +6 54 12.9
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:37.350 +56.53 6 -2 20 19.4
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:45.639 +64.82 12 +3 45 12.1
10 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 9:45.672 +64.86 1 -9 54 14.2
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:50.356 +69.54 16 +5 50 13.6
12 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:51.322 +70.51 4 -8 47 14.8
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:52.506 +71.69 7 -6 50 14.2
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 10:01.401 +80.58 14 0 60 12.0
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10:05.722 +84.91 5 -10 53 13.4
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:08.950 +88.13 8 -8 2 20.1
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
7.211
And it all goes wrong.
11.022
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
14.506
The Heel is completely off the deck.
17.972
And Crawlspace takes flight.
21.417
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 6-3-1-3-1.
25.211
That is a big one for The Kidney.
29.144
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 18.7 contacts an event coming in.
32.783
Up goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 8-3-1-6-1.
36.506
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
39.928
And it all goes wrong.
43.467
It is chaos out there. Averaging 23.1 contacts an event coming in.
47.678
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-8.
53.089
And Thick Rick takes flight.
59.767
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:03.339
Wide Load finds trouble.
1:06.922
Heavy contact for The Kidney.
1:10.494
Big air for Yolk.
1:13.911
The Heel finds trouble.
1:17.739
You do not see that every day.
1:22.783
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:27.694
Wide Load is airborne.
1:31.267
That is not going to help.
1:34.694
And Wide Load takes flight.
1:38.233
The Lieutenant finds trouble.
1:41.906
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
1:45.333
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:48.950
Squish is airborne.
1:52.844
Up goes Wide Load.
1:56.272
Big air for Long John.
1:59.994
And The Kidney takes flight.
2:00.578
The Lieutenant has it.
2:03.578
The Lieutenant wins it.
2:08.806
And it all goes wrong.
2:16.494
Right into it goes The Kidney.
2:24.833
Heavy contact for Crawlspace.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Kidney 1.567 The Kidney 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 5.006 Thick Rick 2.945
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 7.389 Thick Rick 2.311
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 10.267 Wide Load 2.878
The Drops Metal Wide Load 11.933 Wide Load 1.666
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 13.678 Refried Ron 1.439
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 16.233 Honey Mustard 1.927
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 17.533 Thick Rick 1.094
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 19.628 Thick Rick 1.695
Barrier Run Smooth Thick Rick 21.000 Thick Rick 1.372
Sweeping Curve Smooth Thick Rick 22.833 Thick Rick 1.833
Bounce Pads Smooth Thick Rick 25.017 Thick Rick 2.184
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Thick Rick 28.733 Gravy 3.334
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 31.439 Yolk 1.639
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 33.078 Yolk 1.495
Rotating Drum Metal Thick Rick 34.472 Wide Load 1.283
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Thick Rick 36.406 Wide Load 1.589
The Washboard Metal Thick Rick 38.139 Honey Mustard 1.550
Slick Floor Slick Thick Rick 39.961 Thick Rick 1.822
S-Bend Smooth Thick Rick 42.817 Thick Rick 2.856
Tight Curve Smooth Thick Rick 46.689 Yolk 2.150
The Funnel Smooth Thick Rick 49.300 Yolk 2.461
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 51.433 Thick Rick 2.133
The Gauntlet Smooth Thick Rick 53.633 Wide Load 2.044
The Hairpin Smooth Thick Rick 57.778 Wide Load 3.728
Split Route Smooth Thick Rick 59.550 Wide Load 1.650
The Spiral Metal Thick Rick 1:01.311 Thick Rick 1.761
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Thick Rick 1:15.111 Wide Load 13.205
Rotating Drum Metal Thick Rick 1:18.739 Tube Sock 1.372
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 1:21.967 Tube Sock 1.606
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 1:23.622 Floppy Joe 1.450
Peg Field Hard Thick Rick 1:24.878 Wide Load 1.233
The Pinball Table Slick Thick Rick 1:27.083 Wide Load 1.656
Collision Funnel Hard Thick Rick 1:28.406 Wide Load 0.800
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 1:30.722 Wide Load 1.283
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:32.089 Wide Load 1.039
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:33.806 Wide Load 1.717
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:35.811 Honey Mustard 1.711
Bounce Pads Smooth Thick Rick 1:38.306 Thick Rick 1.517
The Gap Hard Thick Rick 1:41.322 Long John 1.806
The Drops Hard Thick Rick 1:43.400 Squish 1.505
Sweeping Curve Smooth Thick Rick 1:45.839 Squish 2.156
The Washboard Hard Wide Load 1:50.778 The Lieutenant 2.561
Big Air Metal Wide Load 1:54.261 The Lieutenant 2.945
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 1:56.367 The Lieutenant 2.033
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 1:58.744 Wide Load 2.377
Final Sprint Metal Wide Load 2:01.311 The Lieutenant 2.439
Target Zone Carpet The Lieutenant 2:02.683 The Lieutenant 1.000
Exit Gate Metal The Lieutenant 2:03.578 The Lieutenant 0.895
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 11 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 18 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 0/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 21 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
299 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-9-7-6-7.
36.94
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
274 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-6-7-11.
68.06
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
295 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-3-8-4-3.
19.78
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
298 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-3-11-8.
32.59
5
Refried Ron The Beans
297 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-13-5-7-6.
67.12
6
The Kidney The Beans
301 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-5-8-7-6.
58.84
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
296 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-4-16-5-16.
91.25
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
298 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-14-4-6-10.
62.75
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
289 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-16-1-9-3.
11.93
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
307 starts, 24 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-1-3-3-5.
13.49
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
302 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-8-2-1.
4.31
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
275 starts, 59 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-8-15-1-3.
10.78
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
280 starts, 129 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-6-1-2.
4.91
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
299 starts, 144 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-6-14-2.
5.54
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
302 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-2-4-5-8.
16.49
2
Squish The Soft Boys
292 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-12-2-4-4.
32.71

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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