Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 37

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at The Basement

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:52.339 5 +4 25 15.0
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:28.656 +36.32 8 +6 30 12.9
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:45.056 +52.72 1 -2 27 13.0
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:14.344 +82.01 2 -2 28 12.8
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:15.339 +83.00 3 -2 4 19.9
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:25.955 +93.62 7 +1 37 12.8
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:27.033 +94.69 6 -1 30 10.7
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:28.011 +95.67 4 -4 25 13.0
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.600
The lead changes hands. Puck Yeah. Career record: 161 wins from 308, average finish 3.2.
10.506
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
14.033
Oh dear.
17.522
Up goes Radiator.
24.033
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 6-2-10-7-12.
27.672
That is a big one for Custard. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
32.633
That is going to sting in the morning.
38.483
And it all goes wrong.
45.778
That is a big one for Stubbs. Averaging 18.8 contacts an event coming in.
51.589
Big air for Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-8-2-1-7.
58.733
Butter Bean takes a knock.
1:06.244
Radiator takes a knock.
1:11.367
Custard takes a knock.
1:16.994
Up goes Puck Yeah.
1:20.694
Puck Yeah is airborne.
1:24.606
Big air for Custard.
1:28.483
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:32.228
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
1:36.178
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
1:38.039
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
1:40.944
You do not see that every day.
1:44.344
It is Puck Yeah!
1:47.972
And Radiator takes flight.
1:51.778
Right into it goes Butter Bean.
1:56.372
Heavy contact for Damp Kevin.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Stubbs 1.967 Stubbs 1.967
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 5.111 Puck Yeah 2.850
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 7.428 Puck Yeah 2.317
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 9.822 Puck Yeah 2.394
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 11.350 Puck Yeah 1.528
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 12.672 Stubbs 1.311
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 14.772 Stubbs 1.684
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 15.733 Puck Yeah 0.961
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 17.611 Custard 1.861
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 19.156 Puck Yeah 1.545
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 21.289 Butter Bean 2.111
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 23.033 Puck Yeah 1.744
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 26.100 Radiator 2.556
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 28.083 Radiator 1.722
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 31.094 Puck Yeah 3.011
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 32.583 Puck Yeah 1.489
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 34.894 Puck Yeah 2.311
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 41.200 Stubbs 4.067
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 46.383 Radiator 4.628
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 48.628 Puck Yeah 2.245
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 51.061 Puck Yeah 2.433
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 54.144 Stubbs 2.178
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 58.417 Stubbs 3.861
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 1:01.194 Puck Yeah 2.777
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:06.367 Stubbs 5.083
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:09.300 Puck Yeah 2.933
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:11.728 Puck Yeah 2.428
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:13.794 Puck Yeah 2.066
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:15.950 Puck Yeah 2.156
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 1:16.883 Puck Yeah 0.933
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:18.372 Puck Yeah 1.489
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:19.833 Puck Yeah 1.461
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:20.939 Puck Yeah 1.106
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:22.700 Puck Yeah 1.761
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:24.689 Puck Yeah 1.989
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:27.650 Puck Yeah 2.961
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:29.533 Puck Yeah 1.883
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:31.528 Puck Yeah 1.995
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 1:33.867 Puck Yeah 2.339
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:38.722 Floppy Joe 1.411
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 1:41.039 Floppy Joe 1.367
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 0/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
274 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-6-7-11.
68.48
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
297 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-8-3-8-10.
43.37
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
290 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-7-12-6.
34.71
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
294 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-4-4-5-8.
39.99
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
288 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 5-3-1-3-3.
5.00
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
303 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-1-2-2.
3.22
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
303 starts, 159 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-6-2-1-1.
2.21
21
Custard The Soft Boys
306 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-2-4-7-5.
11.61

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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