Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:01.016 15 +14 38 15.0
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:04.978 +3.96 3 +1 11 22.3
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 9:24.156 +23.14 12 +9 43 13.3
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:28.295 +27.28 8 +4 42 15.1
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 9:40.383 +39.37 5 0 53 12.9
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:43.295 +42.28 7 +1 45 14.3
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:50.378 +49.36 2 -5 51 13.6
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 9:51.672 +50.66 14 +6 51 13.7
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 9:52.850 +51.83 16 +7 48 13.3
10 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 9:59.417 +58.40 10 0 43 13.1
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:06.255 +65.24 11 0 47 13.2
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:10.700 +69.68 4 -8 43 14.5
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:18.283 +77.27 1 -12 39 13.7
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:26.856 +85.84 13 -1 53 14.2
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:38.256 +97.24 9 -6 46 12.4
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:56.761 +115.75 6 -10 47 13.0
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 21.2 contacts an event coming in.
4.167
Puck Yeah has the lead.
8.033
The Coaster is coming through.
12.028
Big air for Tender Greg.
15.428
Honey Mustard is airborne.
19.056
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 7-2-2-2-1.
23.083
Pilot Light takes a knock.
27.661
Custard gets hit hard. Averaging 18.8 contacts an event coming in.
31.228
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
34.850
Chunk is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-1-2-3-1.
38.272
Chunk is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-1-2-3-1.
42.267
Pilot Light is completely off the deck.
45.833
Up goes Custard.
49.478
That is a big one for Custard.
54.011
That is a big one for Honey Mustard.
57.900
The lead changes hands. Puck Yeah.
1:02.822
That is not going to help.
1:08.250
No idea what happened there.
1:12.122
Old Gristle gets hit hard.
1:15.528
The Heel gets air.
1:20.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:23.550
That is not going to help.
1:28.033
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:31.528
Tender Greg is airborne.
1:35.011
That is the sport, right there.
1:38.739
That is a big one for The Heel.
1:42.528
Up goes The Heel.
1:45.933
And Tender Greg takes flight.
1:49.772
Heavy contact for Chunk.
1:53.572
Radiator gets hit hard.
1:57.028
Here comes Puck Yeah.
1:57.089
No idea what happened there.
2:00.489
It is Puck Yeah!
2:04.922
And The Kidney takes flight.
2:08.350
Big air for Custard.
2:11.772
Custard gets air.
2:19.661
Radiator gets hit hard.
2:24.033
Big move from The Kidney.
2:29.111
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Pilot Light 1.567 Pilot Light 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 4.939 The Coaster 2.889
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 7.450 Chunk 2.261
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 10.444 Puck Yeah 2.994
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 12.139 Chunk 1.578
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 13.406 Puck Yeah 1.267
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 15.083 Puck Yeah 1.677
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 15.972 Puck Yeah 0.889
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 17.467 Puck Yeah 1.495
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 18.783 The Coaster 1.294
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 20.378 Honey Mustard 1.584
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 22.606 Honey Mustard 2.127
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 26.206 Old Gristle 3.328
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 28.628 The Kidney 2.145
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 30.228 Chunk 1.594
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 31.622 Chunk 1.250
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 33.417 The Coaster 1.622
The Washboard Metal Puck Yeah 35.039 The Coaster 1.450
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 36.756 Custard 1.700
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 41.728 Tender Greg 2.984
Tight Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 46.011 Tender Greg 1.944
The Funnel Smooth Honey Mustard 48.622 Puck Yeah 2.405
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 51.306 Butter Bean 2.122
The Gauntlet Smooth Honey Mustard 53.411 Chunk 2.011
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 57.289 Chunk 3.600
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 58.850 Puck Yeah 1.561
The Spiral Metal Honey Mustard 1:01.394 Old Gristle 1.850
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Honey Mustard 1:14.794 Chunk 13.100
Rotating Drum Metal Honey Mustard 1:17.128 Old Gristle 1.284
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 1:20.706 Old Gristle 1.378
The Drops Metal Honey Mustard 1:22.433 Old Gristle 1.250
Peg Field Hard Honey Mustard 1:24.672 Old Gristle 1.161
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:26.850 Old Gristle 1.627
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:27.900 Tender Greg 0.972
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:29.628 Tender Greg 1.555
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:31.006 Tender Greg 1.295
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:32.817 Puck Yeah 1.811
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:34.672 Tender Greg 1.728
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:36.361 Tender Greg 1.428
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:38.017 Chunk 1.545
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:39.411 Chunk 1.166
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:41.256 Chunk 1.628
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:44.278 Chunk 2.556
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:47.239 Chunk 2.733
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:49.189 Chunk 1.822
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 1:51.600 Stubbs 2.150
Final Sprint Metal Puck Yeah 1:53.944 Chunk 2.172
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:57.683 Honey Mustard 1.094
Exit Gate Metal Puck Yeah 2:00.028 Honey Mustard 1.006
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 16 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
278 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-10-4-8-6.
58.54
7
Long John The Noodles
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-13-4-6-8.
68.61
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
302 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-12-2-5-15.
49.26
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
301 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-2-10-7-12.
37.54
6
The Kidney The Beans
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-14-5-6-7.
60.48
22
Butter Bean The Beans
294 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-9-6-7.
43.95
4
Radiator Basement Heat
298 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-3-7-5-13.
57.06
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
300 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-11-3-5-4.
72.71
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
292 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-6-4-3-5.
6.51
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
297 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-2-6-1-7.
6.99
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
310 starts, 84 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-2-2-15.
6.74
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
309 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-2-8-2.
7.08
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
304 starts, 147 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-16-8-1-1.
7.46
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
308 starts, 161 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-8-2-1-7.
6.00
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
292 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-7-4-9-4.
27.59
21
Custard The Soft Boys
309 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-7-4-5-2.
14.75

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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