Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 5

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:29.333 12 +11 41 14.0
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:48.367 +19.03 6 +4 51 12.7
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 9:03.801 +34.47 15 +12 42 13.6
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:16.645 +47.31 9 +5 50 13.2
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:26.360 +57.03 4 -1 48 12.8
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:29.556 +60.22 11 +5 42 14.1
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:54.001 +84.67 2 -5 43 13.6
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:56.411 +87.08 8 0 44 11.8
9 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 10:05.644 +96.31 14 +5 48 10.4
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10:06.667 +97.33 1 -9 48 14.0
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 10:10.495 +101.16 16 +5 45 11.5
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:13.956 +104.62 10 -2 49 11.6
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:14.095 +104.76 7 -6 40 13.5
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:43.505 +134.17 13 -1 37 12.3
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:59.383 +150.05 5 -10 32 12.6
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 12:03.172 +213.84 3 -13 40 14.2
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
6.900
Thick Rick takes the lead. Career record: 22 wins from 291, average finish 5.3.
10.700
And it all goes wrong.
14.194
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
17.922
Big air for Big Randy.
24.033
Gravy is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-3-5-2-1.
27.839
Right into it goes Thick Rick.
31.383
No idea what happened there.
35.006
Right into it goes Radiator.
40.033
Long John is going backwards.
45.750
Oh dear.
49.233
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 17.2 contacts an event coming in.
54.750
Right into it goes Long John. Averaging 17.4 contacts an event coming in.
58.539
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:03.628
Big air for Yolk. Recent finishes: 4-1-4-4-2.
1:07.028
Gravy is airborne.
1:10.528
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:14.006
Right into it goes Puck Yeah.
1:17.450
Gravy takes a knock.
1:21.533
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:25.211
Absolute carnage.
1:29.056
The Kidney is completely off the deck.
1:34.672
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:38.367
Wide Load gets air.
1:42.300
Big air for Gravy.
1:46.478
Wide Load gets air.
1:50.517
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:53.939
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:58.039
And it all goes wrong.
1:58.100
Puck Yeah has it.
2:01.439
Puck Yeah takes it.
2:04.972
Up goes Big Randy.
2:08.922
Long John gets hit hard.
2:12.417
Oh dear.
2:16.033
Refried Ron is losing places.
2:24.600
Big Randy gets hit hard.
2:28.244
The Unit gets hit hard.
2:34.011
That is a big one for The Kidney.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Long John 1.594 Honey Mustard 1.583
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 4.983 The Lieutenant 2.861
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 7.367 Thick Rick 2.284
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 9.933 Thick Rick 2.566
The Drops Hard Thick Rick 11.517 Thick Rick 1.584
Peg Field Hard Thick Rick 12.878 Honey Mustard 1.278
The Pinball Table Slick Thick Rick 15.417 Honey Mustard 1.772
Collision Funnel Hard Thick Rick 16.556 Gravy 1.055
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 18.317 Thick Rick 1.761
Barrier Run Smooth Honey Mustard 20.967 Gravy 1.545
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 23.450 Wide Load 1.878
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 25.717 Wide Load 1.944
S-Bend Smooth Honey Mustard 29.894 Gravy 3.617
Tight Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 33.878 The Lieutenant 3.478
The Funnel Smooth Honey Mustard 36.100 Gravy 2.194
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 38.711 Custard 2.206
The Gauntlet Smooth Honey Mustard 40.822 Puck Yeah 2.095
The Hairpin Smooth Honey Mustard 44.722 Puck Yeah 3.455
Split Route Smooth Honey Mustard 47.667 Gravy 2.500
Stairwell Hard Honey Mustard 51.511 The Lieutenant 3.728
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 54.206 Thick Rick 2.289
Tight Curve Carpet Honey Mustard 57.117 The Lieutenant 2.722
The Hairpin Smooth Honey Mustard 1:03.228 Custard 4.644
Stairwell Hard Honey Mustard 1:06.494 Gravy 3.233
Fabric Run Soft fabric Honey Mustard 1:08.289 Honey Mustard 1.795
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 1:10.122 Gravy 1.734
Peg Field Hard Honey Mustard 1:12.178 Gravy 1.294
The Pinball Table Slick Honey Mustard 1:14.322 Gravy 1.739
Collision Funnel Hard Honey Mustard 1:15.289 Gravy 0.828
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 1:17.094 Gravy 1.455
Barrier Run Smooth The Lieutenant 1:18.978 Thick Rick 1.278
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:21.239 Thick Rick 1.911
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 1:22.883 Puck Yeah 1.600
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 1:26.239 Honey Mustard 2.489
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 1:28.450 Honey Mustard 2.211
Slick Floor Slick Honey Mustard 1:31.067 Puck Yeah 2.356
The Plunge Metal Honey Mustard 1:33.072 Puck Yeah 1.917
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 1:35.383 Puck Yeah 2.161
The Kicker Hard Honey Mustard 1:36.422 Puck Yeah 0.928
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 1:38.189 Yolk 1.644
The Gap Hard Honey Mustard 1:40.278 Yolk 1.717
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 1:41.811 Yolk 1.427
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 1:43.433 Honey Mustard 1.622
The Washboard Hard Honey Mustard 1:46.467 Wide Load 2.105
Big Air Metal Honey Mustard 1:50.556 Gravy 2.627
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:54.561 Gravy 1.884
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:56.561 Puck Yeah 2.000
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 1:59.144 Wide Load 2.383
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 2:00.172 Puck Yeah 1.028
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 2:01.100 Puck Yeah 0.928
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 7 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 7 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 20 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 28 0/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
287 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-6-5-4.
67.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-11-5-7.
42.50
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
278 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-5-15-8.
52.95
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-8-11-5.
49.32
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-6-7-6.
76.45
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
285 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-6-7-16-6.
190.68
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
282 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-9-6-10.
48.03
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
279 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-4-8-12-7.
87.81
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
289 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-3-3-4-3.
13.51
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
274 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-3.
8.98
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
283 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-10-1-3-2.
5.58
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
258 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-1-2-1.
4.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
287 starts, 150 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-8-1-2.
4.41
4
Wide Load The Pucks
266 starts, 121 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-2-8-1.
10.58
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
286 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-2-4-4-3.
17.01
21
Custard The Soft Boys
291 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 14-3-4-2-4.
31.75

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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