Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 8

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 7:55.950 6 +5 41 14.7
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:08.461 +12.51 13 +11 44 14.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 8:43.806 +47.86 11 +8 43 14.7
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:54.955 +59.01 16 +12 51 14.3
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:39.744 +103.79 4 -1 53 13.2
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:42.138 +106.19 8 +2 45 15.9
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:51.967 +116.02 12 +5 63 11.8
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:53.827 +117.88 15 +7 42 12.9
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 9:54.150 +118.20 10 +1 46 13.5
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:55.993 +120.04 7 -3 47 14.4
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:03.417 +127.47 1 -10 36 13.4
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:16.561 +140.61 14 +2 43 14.0
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:24.049 +148.10 5 -8 37 14.3
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:29.255 +153.31 3 -11 48 11.6
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:32.128 +156.18 9 -6 16 21.7
Yolk DNF SFT The Soft Boys 12:04.344 +248.39 2 -14 17 22.0
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 19.4 contacts an event coming in.
5.367
The Lieutenant has the lead. Career record: 69 wins from 288, average finish 3.7.
10.111
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 5-5-2-2-3.
13.567
And Thick Rick takes flight.
17.322
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
21.033
No idea what happened there.
25.017
And it all goes wrong.
29.556
No idea what happened there. Averaging 14.5 contacts an event coming in.
33.200
The Lieutenant gets air.
36.661
Big air for Tender Greg.
40.228
Yolk is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-13-4-1-4.
43.811
Floppy Joe is airborne.
47.433
Absolute carnage.
50.961
That is the sport, right there.
54.900
Right into it goes Floppy Joe.
59.411
And Thick Rick takes flight.
1:03.706
That is a big one for The Heel.
1:07.478
Right into it goes Second Sock.
1:10.922
Radiator is completely off the deck.
1:15.789
Second Sock is airborne.
1:19.394
Pilot Light gets air.
1:23.589
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:28.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:31.433
And it all goes wrong.
1:34.972
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:38.428
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:41.844
That is not going to help.
1:45.367
Big Randy gets air.
1:49.017
Thick Rick gets hit hard.
1:52.644
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:56.233
Up goes Tender Greg.
2:00.461
Floppy Joe gets air.
2:01.400
Thick Rick has it.
2:04.333
Big Randy is airborne.
2:07.733
The Coaster wins it.
2:11.706
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
2:16.689
Honey Mustard is airborne.
2:23.328
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
2:27.944
Heavy contact for Big Randy.
2:31.833
That is not going to help.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Radiator 1.567 Radiator 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 4.911 Thick Rick 3.061
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 7.222 The Coaster 2.078
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 9.772 The Lieutenant 2.550
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 11.294 The Lieutenant 1.522
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 12.467 The Lieutenant 1.173
The Pinball Table Slick The Lieutenant 14.194 Wide Load 1.667
Collision Funnel Hard The Lieutenant 15.256 Wide Load 0.866
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 17.111 Old Gristle 1.417
Barrier Run Smooth The Lieutenant 18.606 Old Gristle 1.206
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 20.506 Old Gristle 1.655
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 23.711 Thick Rick 2.200
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 27.250 Wide Load 3.117
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 29.861 Honey Mustard 1.472
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 31.489 Honey Mustard 1.234
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 32.878 Honey Mustard 1.144
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 34.806 The Coaster 1.683
The Washboard Metal The Lieutenant 36.800 The Coaster 1.773
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 38.344 The Lieutenant 1.544
S-Bend Smooth The Lieutenant 41.061 The Lieutenant 2.717
Tight Curve Smooth Thick Rick 46.317 Thick Rick 1.661
The Funnel Smooth Thick Rick 48.767 Thick Rick 2.450
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 50.956 Thick Rick 2.189
The Gauntlet Smooth The Lieutenant 54.583 Wide Load 2.006
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 58.344 Wide Load 3.700
Split Route Smooth The Lieutenant 59.917 The Lieutenant 1.573
The Spiral Metal The Lieutenant 1:02.722 The Kidney 2.178
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 1:16.228 Wide Load 13.317
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 1:18.233 The Heel 1.494
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 1:21.972 Second Sock 1.689
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 1:23.667 Second Sock 1.539
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 1:25.328 Wide Load 1.283
The Pinball Table Slick The Lieutenant 1:27.989 Wide Load 1.661
Collision Funnel Hard The Lieutenant 1:29.122 Wide Load 0.823
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 1:31.261 Wide Load 1.305
Barrier Run Smooth The Lieutenant 1:32.889 Wide Load 1.100
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:34.844 Wide Load 1.734
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 1:36.806 The Coaster 1.600
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 1:38.733 Thick Rick 1.394
The Gap Hard The Lieutenant 1:40.539 Thick Rick 1.517
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 1:41.872 Thick Rick 1.189
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:43.967 Old Gristle 1.950
The Washboard Hard The Lieutenant 1:48.606 Thick Rick 2.222
Big Air Metal The Lieutenant 1:52.628 Thick Rick 2.706
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 1:54.911 Thick Rick 1.883
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 1:57.206 The Coaster 2.000
Final Sprint Metal The Lieutenant 2:00.072 The Coaster 2.472
Target Zone Carpet Thick Rick 2:03.394 Thick Rick 1.088
Exit Gate Metal Thick Rick 2:04.400 Thick Rick 1.006
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 0/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-11-5-7.
34.47
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
257 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-4-5-15-7.
52.59
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
285 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-7-5-9-5.
83.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-8-11-5.
38.72
5
Refried Ron The Beans
285 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-6-7-16-6.
155.90
6
The Kidney The Beans
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-6-7-6.
60.51
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
279 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-14-7-8-16.
152.15
4
Radiator Basement Heat
279 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-4-8-12-7.
70.93
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
289 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-3-3-4-3.
13.23
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
274 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-3.
7.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
292 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-1-4.
4.69
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
283 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-10-1-3-2.
6.83
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
266 starts, 121 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-2-8-1.
11.97
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
283 starts, 137 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-8-1-2-1.
3.47
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
286 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-2-4-4-3.
15.88
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 15-4-13-2-4.
67.92

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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