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Derby · Season 10 · Round 13

The Wall — Team Pack Race

The Board Track · The Wall · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Tender Greg survives to win

Tender Greg took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Thick Rick finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:03.275 — 16 +15 4 12.2
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +8 42 12.8
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +8 28 12.0
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +8 25 13.6
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 +2 19 11.8
— The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -3 10 11.0
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -3 11 10.7
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -6 13 11.0
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -8 7 11.3
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +4 33 12.3
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 32 11.3
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +1 17 11.8
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -4 19 12.8
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 11.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 17 12.2
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -11 14 10.7
2.308
Tender Greg is airborne! Recent finishes: 5-6-2-4-5.
6.775
That is a long way off the ground.
11.150
They felt that in the back row.
17.375
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-13-5-7-6.
24.433
Radiator is losing bits.
28.192
Last lap. Recent finishes: 5-6-2-4-5.
34.225
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-2-2.
39.025
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-13-5-7-6.
46.125
There goes a piece of Squish.
54.692
You do not see that every day.
58.975
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:03.292
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:08.267
And that is Squish finished.
1:12.575
The Unit has put Radiator out.
1:18.908
Slapper will not be back.
1:23.150
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
1:29.908
There goes a piece of The Heel.
1:34.525
That is a long way off the ground.
1:41.642
They felt that in the back row.
1:48.617
Up it goes.
1:56.142
They will not want to see that again.
2:00.275
Here comes Tender Greg.
2:00.925
Up it goes.
2:03.275
It is Tender Greg!
2:08.625
That is a long way off the ground.
2:13.483
That is real damage.
2:21.300
The Coaster is out.
2:27.958
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Boards The Lieutenant 14.367 The Lieutenant 14.367
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 16.367 Tender Greg 0.200
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 16.442 Tender Greg 0.075
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 25.225 Tender Greg 8.783
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 25.325 Tender Greg 0.100
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 25.375 Tender Greg 0.050
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 25.425 Tender Greg 0.050
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 25.492 Tender Greg 0.067
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 25.525 Tender Greg 0.033
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 28.142 Tender Greg 2.617
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 28.192 Tender Greg 0.050
Smooth Descent Boards Tender Greg 2:03.275 Tender Greg 1:35.083
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 0/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 19 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
217 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 6-15-6-16-7.
31.27
7
Long John The Noodles
238 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-8-4-3-8.
10.72
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
208 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 1-5-5-10-8.
10.10
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
240 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 9-6-3-2-5.
4.09
5
Refried Ron The Beans
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 13-15-15-12-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
231 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-4-4-9-11.
44.56
1
The Unit Basement Heat
219 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-3-8-3-7.
12.98
4
Radiator Basement Heat
250 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-9-16-9-15.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
226 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-12-14-12-10.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
218 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-5-8-4-9.
16.64
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
236 starts, 58 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-2-15-2-4.
3.60
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
230 starts, 50 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 10-3-1-5-1.
5.02
8
Slapper The Pucks
213 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-12-11-10-15.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
224 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-11-5-8-5.
42.57
2
Squish The Soft Boys
224 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 11-14-8-9-11.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-9-16-12-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°

A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.

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