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Derby · Season 10 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.908 — 11 +10 26 10.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.983 +9.08 12 +10 38 10.7
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.950 +12.04 3 0 5 9.5
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:45.733 +12.83 16 +12 26 11.1
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.058 +13.15 4 -1 1 9.6
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:49.142 +16.23 14 +8 24 10.0
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:57.367 +24.46 8 +1 22 9.6
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:01.167 +28.26 7 -1 16 9.8
9 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:14.533 +41.63 2 -7 3 9.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 11 9.9
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 2.7
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-7-7.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 99 non-finishes in 313 career starts.
10.958
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 5-12-2-4-4.
17.267
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
27.542
That is a long way off the ground.
32.050
The Lieutenant takes the lead. Career record: 74 wins from 303, average finish 3.7.
37.275
Absolute carnage.
46.758
Up it goes.
54.500
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-2-2.
1:01.492
Stripped to the shell.
1:06.333
Tender Greg is in trouble.
1:16.825
That is a long way off the ground.
1:20.050
Tender Greg is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:30.358
And it all goes wrong.
1:35.558
Stopped, and in the way.
1:47.308
Extraordinary scenes.
1:58.892
Butter Bean is going nowhere.
2:04.175
They felt that in the back row.
2:12.233
They will not want to see that again.
2:21.133
There is nothing left of it.
2:27.292
Butter Bean is going nowhere.
2:42.350
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:53.992
That is a long way off the ground.
3:05.717
Butter Bean has stalled.
3:14.308
Last lap.
3:26.350
Up it goes.
3:29.908
The Lieutenant has it.
3:32.908
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:40.417
Extraordinary scenes.
3:45.000
Butter Bean has stalled.
3:55.650
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
4:05.025
And it all goes wrong.
4:14.492
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 15.600 Squish 15.600
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 34.567 The Lieutenant 16.742
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 50.225 The Lieutenant 15.658
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:08.408 The Lieutenant 18.183
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:23.792 The Lieutenant 15.384
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:40.692 The Lieutenant 16.900
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:00.067 Old Gristle 16.775
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:19.900 Wide Load 17.433
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:38.350 Old Gristle 18.408
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:54.633 The Lieutenant 16.283
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:14.308 Wide Load 17.942
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:32.908 The Lieutenant 18.600
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 24 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
218 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-6-15-6-16.
70.85
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
219 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-8-7-8-10.
159.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
225 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
2.60
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
241 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-9-6-3-2.
4.45
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
218 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-16-10-9-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
232 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-14-4-4-9.
201.89
1
The Unit Basement Heat
220 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-3-8-3.
30.37
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
224 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-12-9-6-7.
101.71
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
218 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-5-8-4-9.
49.82
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
230 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-3-14-11-14.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
231 starts, 50 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-10-3-1-5.
6.86
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
236 starts, 58 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-2-15-2-4.
4.78
8
Slapper The Pucks
214 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-8-12-11-10.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
242 starts, 50 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-4-1-16-4.
12.79
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
229 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-9-16-12.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
225 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 15-11-14-8-9.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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