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Derby · Season 10 · Round 16

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Wide Load finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:20.708 — 2 +1 14 10.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:21.117 +0.41 13 +11 34 12.3
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:21.233 +0.53 3 0 11 10.2
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:22.550 +1.84 4 0 11 10.6
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:23.483 +2.78 1 -4 13 10.4
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:26.292 +5.58 9 +3 41 12.3
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.325 +8.62 12 +5 32 11.7
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:30.125 +9.42 6 -2 22 10.9
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:30.775 +10.07 7 -2 21 10.2
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:33.233 +12.53 8 -2 23 10.4
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -1 38 11.3
— Old Gristle FELL LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -1 29 15.7
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 12 10.3
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 19 11.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 10 11.0
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 13 11.3
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
9.983
That has come off. Recent finishes: 9-4-5-6-2.
16.558
Absolute carnage.
20.883
Squish is losing bits.
25.325
There goes a piece of Big Randy. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-7-7.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through.
36.742
Up it goes.
44.000
Stubbs takes the lead. Career record: 23 wins from 288, average finish 4.6.
48.508
And it all goes wrong.
52.750
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 129 wins from 281, average finish 3.5.
58.775
That has come off.
1:03.592
Puck Yeah has nothing left on it. Recent finishes: 7-1-6-2-1.
1:08.092
Puck Yeah is out, and Stubbs did it.
1:13.542
Up it goes.
1:20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:24.600
Squish goes to the front.
1:29.400
Wide Load has put Tender Greg out.
1:33.642
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:40.050
You do not see that every day.
1:48.733
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:53.708
Up it goes.
2:00.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
2:10.575
Squish is out.
2:15.025
Up it goes.
2:19.283
Extraordinary scenes.
2:25.833
They will not want to see that again.
2:30.892
That has come off.
2:37.117
Wide Load is airborne!
2:42.758
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:47.508
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:51.950
Wide Load takes the lead.
2:58.750
Up it goes.
3:00.250
This is the last of it.
3:01.750
Refried Ron is out.
3:06.200
Stubbs has nothing left on it.
3:11.175
Up it goes.
3:16.442
Stubbs will not take much more.
3:17.708
Here comes Big Randy.
3:17.942
The Lieutenant has put Stubbs out.
3:19.442
You do not see that every day.
3:20.942
It is Big Randy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 21.025 Old Gristle 21.025
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 44.367 Stubbs 20.259
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:05.583 Wide Load 18.808
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:27.633 Thick Rick 18.842
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:49.092 Old Gristle 21.050
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:13.250 Thick Rick 21.442
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:35.525 Big Randy 21.058
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:59.067 The Lieutenant 19.616
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:20.708 Tube Sock 21.008
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 17 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 19 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
238 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-8-4-3-8.
15.59
1
Big Randy The Noodles
219 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-4-6-15-6.
25.80
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
225 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
2.84
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
228 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-1-5-2.
2.72
5
Refried Ron The Beans
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 13-15-15-12-13.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
220 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 10-8-13-16-10.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
226 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-12-9-12-9.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
220 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-3-8-3.
56.71
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
220 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-4-2-5-8.
38.01
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
225 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-11-14-11-14.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
236 starts, 58 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-2-15-2-4.
11.36
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
232 starts, 50 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-6-10-3-1.
11.70
4
Wide Load The Pucks
243 starts, 51 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-8-4-1-16.
11.05
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
220 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-11-12-16-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
231 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-16-16-9.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
225 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 15-11-14-8-9.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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