Derby · Season 10 · Round 17
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:27.225 | — | 11 | +10 | 32 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:33.517 | +6.29 | 12 | +10 | 35 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.200 | +16.98 | 3 | 0 | 52 | 10.9 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:49.642 | +22.42 | 8 | +4 | 53 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:51.667 | +24.44 | 5 | 0 | 56 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:52.183 | +24.96 | 10 | +4 | 62 | 12.1 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:53.675 | +26.45 | 1 | -6 | 67 | 11.0 |
| — | The Coaster FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 22 | 15.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 26 | 11.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 20 | 11.8 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -4 | 21 | 10.2 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -8 | 17 | 9.9 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 17 | 10.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 10 | 10.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 14 | 11.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -14 | 13 | 10.9 |
1.833
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 6-16-8-7-11.
6.150
And it all goes wrong.
10.833
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-6-14.
15.575
You do not see that every day.
19.983
Honey Mustard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-2-4-3-16.
24.567
The Heel is losing bits.
29.050
Honey Mustard takes the lead. Career record: 24 wins from 292, average finish 4.6.
32.233
That is Tube Sock taking Crooked Pete with them.
38.058
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-6-14.
39.875
The Heel has put Squish out.
45.225
Absolute carnage.
49.583
Puck Yeah has put Yolk out.
53.792
That is Crawlspace taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
59.383
The Heel is out.
1:04.183
Extraordinary scenes.
1:10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:15.667
Puck Yeah will not take much more.
1:17.292
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:19.783
Crawlspace is out, and Thick Rick did it.
1:24.367
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:27.183
Honey Mustard is out.
1:33.383
Absolute carnage.
1:39.992
The Coaster is over the boards.
1:45.817
Long John leaves something behind.
2:05.308
Up it goes.
2:15.950
Old Gristle goes to the front.
2:23.533
Oh, that is a big one.
2:28.742
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:38.092
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:50.542
You do not see that every day.
2:56.783
There goes a piece of The Unit.
3:02.825
There goes a piece of The Unit.
3:07.925
Last lap.
3:14.850
That is a long way off the ground.
3:24.092
There goes a piece of The Unit.
3:24.225
The Lieutenant has it.
3:27.225
It is The Lieutenant!
3:37.808
Thick Rick is airborne!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 20.575 | Honey Mustard 20.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 45.350 | The Lieutenant 22.217 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:08.933 | Old Gristle 20.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:32.400 | The Lieutenant 22.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:58.892 | Butter Bean 24.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:21.258 | Old Gristle 21.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:45.783 | The Lieutenant 22.816 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:07.925 | Old Gristle 22.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:27.225 | The Lieutenant 17.125 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
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14m
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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30m
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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