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Derby · Season 10 · Round 19

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:50.992 — 14 +13 22 11.3
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:54.958 +3.97 13 +11 17 11.1
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:58.158 +7.17 11 +8 15 11.4
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:09.067 +18.08 10 +6 38 10.7
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:09.092 +18.10 12 +7 23 10.8
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:15.508 +24.52 9 +3 30 10.6
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +9 25 12.0
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -5 9 9.6
— The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -5 11 9.9
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 17 10.0
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -10 10 9.4
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -6 14 10.0
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -11 11 9.4
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 23 9.8
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 12 10.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 9.9
3.000
Old Gristle is airborne!
7.500
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-1-7-1-6.
15.550
Wide Load takes the lead.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
26.175
Thick Rick is losing bits.
30.967
That has come off.
40.025
Stubbs leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-3-5-3-1.
45.000
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
50.000
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
55.658
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:01.733
The Heel is losing bits.
1:06.342
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-12-6-5-15.
1:11.450
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 3-1-6-1-1.
1:19.050
A new leader — Wide Load.
1:28.667
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:39.333
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:44.658
That has come off.
1:49.600
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 8-12-6-5-15.
1:57.108
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:01.850
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
2:03.433
Butter Bean has put Yolk out.
2:10.300
Extraordinary scenes.
2:15.917
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:21.192
They will not want to see that again.
2:25.808
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:32.350
You do not see that every day.
2:33.850
One to go.
2:38.192
That has come off.
2:45.467
That is a long way off the ground.
2:47.992
Here comes Wide Load.
2:50.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:51.550
It is Wide Load!
2:56.950
Squish is in trouble.
3:04.325
Refried Ron is out.
3:10.533
Big Randy leaves something behind.
3:16.067
Wrecked, and out of the race.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 17.100 The Lieutenant 17.100
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 32.342 The Lieutenant 15.242
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 48.342 The Lieutenant 16.000
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 1:07.183 Puck Yeah 14.742
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:23.300 Wide Load 14.433
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:39.783 Old Gristle 16.225
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:57.283 Old Gristle 16.025
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:14.867 Puck Yeah 15.617
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:33.375 The Lieutenant 18.158
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:50.992 Wide Load 17.617
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
221 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 12-9-3-4-6.
57.68
7
Long John The Noodles
239 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-7-8-4-3.
22.55
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
230 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-7-2-3-1.
5.84
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
209 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-1-5-5-10.
18.08
5
Refried Ron The Beans
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 15-15-13-15-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
233 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-10-14-4-4.
182.97
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
228 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-7-13-12-9.
210.91
1
The Unit Basement Heat
222 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-12-7-6-3.
65.33
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
225 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-11-14-11-14.
88.27
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
223 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-2-5-7-4.
14.83
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
234 starts, 50 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-6-2-6-10.
5.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
237 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-2-2-15-2.
3.75
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
220 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-11-12-16-13.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
243 starts, 51 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-8-4-1-16.
3.38
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 14-16-10-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
226 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 14-15-11-14-8.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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