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Derby · Season 10 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:16.125 — 3 +2 18 10.7
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.367 +0.24 4 +2 27 10.4
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:19.417 +3.29 7 +4 37 10.9
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:21.667 +5.54 6 +2 30 10.4
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:28.333 +12.21 10 +5 36 11.1
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -4 18 11.0
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +4 20 11.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +7 17 11.1
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -4 19 10.3
— Crooked Pete RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -9 7 10.5
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 13 11.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +4 10 11.0
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 10 10.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -5 15 10.8
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -3 4 12.0
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 8 11.2
2.275
That was always going to happen.
9.967
There goes a piece of Squish.
15.417
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-3-1.
20.050
Look at Squish go. Recent finishes: 8-4-4-7-4.
26.133
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
30.792
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.050
Honey Mustard is going backwards.
44.825
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-9-7.
46.325
Squish has put Pilot Light out. Recent finishes: 6-16-6-7-7.
50.775
And it all goes wrong. That is 118 non-finishes in 283 career starts.
52.275
Tender Greg is out.
56.600
That has come off.
1:01.525
Slapper has stalled.
1:06.783
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:11.258
And it all goes wrong.
1:16.325
Up it goes.
1:22.442
That has come off.
1:27.625
They will not want to see that again.
1:31.942
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:38.208
Oh, that is a big one.
1:42.500
They felt that in the back row.
1:44.000
Sweaty Gerald is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
1:50.050
The Unit is going backwards.
1:55.942
Up it goes.
1:57.650
Tube Sock has put Squish out.
2:02.500
And it all goes wrong.
2:08.133
Tube Sock has put Chunk out.
2:17.067
They will not want to see that again.
2:26.692
Extraordinary scenes.
2:32.683
Absolute carnage.
2:42.700
That has come off.
2:45.283
This is the last of it.
2:46.783
And that is Big Randy finished.
2:54.300
Tube Sock takes the lead.
3:01.750
Damp Kevin takes the lead.
3:13.125
Damp Kevin has it.
3:14.625
Right on the line.
3:16.125
Damp Kevin takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 25.300 Tender Greg 25.300
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 54.825 Big Randy 26.983
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 1:22.608 Sweaty Gerald 26.800
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 1:49.250 Big Randy 26.642
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:17.483 Tube Sock 27.575
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:45.283 The Unit 27.425
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:16.125 Tube Sock 28.125
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 13 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 20 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 22 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
213 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-6-15-6-10.
154.65
1
Big Randy The Noodles
214 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 16-7-8-10-3.
32.25
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
221 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-6-1-10.
2.26
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
222 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-1-3-3-3.
2.66
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 12-14-16-8-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-9-13-5-11.
91.17
1
The Unit Basement Heat
216 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-7-7-11-12.
35.43
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-16-15-13-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
224 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-7-6-5-8.
57.28
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
216 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-9-3-6.
25.54
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
189 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 14-1-16-11-14.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
236 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-4-9-6-3.
40.35
8
Slapper The Pucks
210 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-15-11-13-10.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
237 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-7-4-7.
6.52
2
Squish The Soft Boys
221 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 9-11-10-14-11.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-16-10-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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