Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 10 · Round 20

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.725 11 +10 29 12.1
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:40.542 +1.82 10 +8 34 11.8
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:44.558 +5.83 1 -2 16 10.8
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.033 +6.31 12 +8 43 12.1
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.183 +6.46 3 -2 14 10.6
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.500 +8.78 4 -2 14 10.9
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:50.083 +11.36 9 +2 34 11.7
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4:00.783 +22.06 6 -2 25 10.7
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:02.258 +23.53 5 -4 27 11.3
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +3 28 12.3
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +3 25 11.3
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +3 22 11.0
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 13 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -6 12 10.1
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 12 10.2
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 10.7
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-6-7-5-8.
10.050
Gravy is coming through.
14.250
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-4-5-2-4.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through.
24.967
The Coaster is airborne!
33.825
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 5-6-7-5-8.
38.700
The Coaster goes to the front. Career record: 146 wins from 302, average finish 3.2.
46.117
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 8-1-1-1-2.
51.567
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:00.050
Absolute carnage.
1:01.550
Custard has put Yolk out.
1:07.483
Extraordinary scenes.
1:14.250
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:19.350
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:27.242
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:32.100
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:37.208
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:42.650
That is a long way off the ground.
1:47.775
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:52.958
And it all goes wrong.
1:58.550
A new leader — Stubbs.
2:03.675
Radiator will not be back.
2:09.850
They will not want to see that again.
2:14.833
They felt that in the back row.
2:17.692
Floppy Joe is out, and Long John did it.
2:25.125
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
2:30.000
They felt that in the back row.
2:35.142
They will not want to see that again.
2:40.050
The Coaster is losing places.
2:43.050
The Coaster has put Custard out.
2:51.100
Stubbs goes to the front.
2:52.600
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:58.175
Up it goes.
3:03.683
They felt that in the back row.
3:10.933
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:16.200
This is the last of it.
3:26.375
That is a long way off the ground.
3:30.800
Up it goes.
3:35.725
The Lieutenant has it.
3:38.725
It is The Lieutenant!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 21.333 The Lieutenant 21.333
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 44.975 Thick Rick 21.591
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:07.567 Gravy 20.458
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:33.842 Puck Yeah 21.183
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:02.050 Long John 24.158
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:25.800 The Coaster 23.459
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:51.592 Stubbs 23.042
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:16.200 Thick Rick 23.092
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
240 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-4-7-8-4.
7.07
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
228 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-1-13-7-15.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
209 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-1-5-5-10.
10.29
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
228 starts, 30 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-3-3-3-2.
1.78
22
Butter Bean The Beans
234 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-12-10-14-4.
59.58
6
The Kidney The Beans
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 7-11-13-13-7.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-13-15-15-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
250 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-9-16-9-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
224 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-8-2-5-7.
13.77
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
225 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-11-14-11-14.
64.59
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
235 starts, 50 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 16-4-6-2-6.
8.48
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
243 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-9-9-2-2.
21.67
3
The Coaster The Pucks
229 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 9-6-3-8-7.
29.08
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
220 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-11-12-16-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
227 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-1-4-10-4.
38.28
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 13-14-16-10-16.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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