Derby · Season 10 · Round 20
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:38.725 | — | 11 | +10 | 29 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:40.542 | +1.82 | 10 | +8 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:44.558 | +5.83 | 1 | -2 | 16 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:45.033 | +6.31 | 12 | +8 | 43 | 12.1 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:45.183 | +6.46 | 3 | -2 | 14 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.500 | +8.78 | 4 | -2 | 14 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:50.083 | +11.36 | 9 | +2 | 34 | 11.7 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 4:00.783 | +22.06 | 6 | -2 | 25 | 10.7 |
| 9 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:02.258 | +23.53 | 5 | -4 | 27 | 11.3 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 28 | 12.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +3 | 25 | 11.3 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 22 | 11.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 10.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 10.7 |
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-6-7-5-8.
10.050
Gravy is coming through.
14.250
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-4-5-2-4.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through.
24.967
The Coaster is airborne!
33.825
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 5-6-7-5-8.
38.700
The Coaster goes to the front. Career record: 146 wins from 302, average finish 3.2.
46.117
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 8-1-1-1-2.
51.567
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:00.050
Absolute carnage.
1:01.550
Custard has put Yolk out.
1:07.483
Extraordinary scenes.
1:14.250
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:19.350
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:27.242
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:32.100
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:37.208
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:42.650
That is a long way off the ground.
1:47.775
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:52.958
And it all goes wrong.
1:58.550
A new leader — Stubbs.
2:03.675
Radiator will not be back.
2:09.850
They will not want to see that again.
2:14.833
They felt that in the back row.
2:17.692
Floppy Joe is out, and Long John did it.
2:25.125
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
2:30.000
They felt that in the back row.
2:35.142
They will not want to see that again.
2:40.050
The Coaster is losing places.
2:43.050
The Coaster has put Custard out.
2:51.100
Stubbs goes to the front.
2:52.600
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:58.175
Up it goes.
3:03.683
They felt that in the back row.
3:10.933
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:16.200
This is the last of it.
3:26.375
That is a long way off the ground.
3:30.800
Up it goes.
3:35.725
The Lieutenant has it.
3:38.725
It is The Lieutenant!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 21.333 | The Lieutenant 21.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 44.975 | Thick Rick 21.591 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:07.567 | Gravy 20.458 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:33.842 | Puck Yeah 21.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 2:02.050 | Long John 24.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:25.800 | The Coaster 23.459 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 2:51.592 | Stubbs 23.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:16.200 | Thick Rick 23.092 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-13-15-15-15.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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50m
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15m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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